September 1, 2025

"There’s a strain of rabies where the animals get very, very friendly..."

"... [a] family saw a raccoon that kind of showed up on their front step and he was sick and he was so cute and wanted to be petted. And you know when raccoons aren’t barring their teeth they are pretty cute."


"The family petted and fed the animal until it died. They called animal services to pick up the body 'and thank God they did, because when they sent the brain out to be tested, it was positive, and so the whole family had to get vaccinated.... Oh, my gosh, they never would have known if they hadn’t called animal services.'"

15 comments:

R C Belaire said...

Another Chinese bioweapon.

Eric the Fruit Bat said...

It's within quotation marks so maybe that's what the health official actually said but I'm going with one "r" too many.

rehajm said...

…day before yesterday the back yard camera caught a pack of five young raccoons on the prowl. There’s been several different groups or loners this year. Successful year for them here…

rehajm said...

Five years ago I had to invest in a bear proof trash can because our roaming four foot tall raccoon figured out how to defeat three thick bungee cords holding the lids…

Disparity of Cult said...

Raccoons infected with distemper can also lose their sense of caution around humans.

rehajm said...

How many rabies deaths is typical?

rehajm said...

…the suggestion is that’s a big number. Feels low to me since the raccoon population appears to be getting larger and the human population appears to be getting dumber…

FormerLawClerk said...

I mean, have we tried this on people? To make them nicer?

Christopher B said...

Google sez in the last two decades it's an average of 2.5 though there were 5 in 2021. Almost all cases are contracted due to contact with wild animals.

Big Mike said...

Rabid foxes were an issue in the neighborhood wife and I first lived in from after leaving grad school. We also once saw a squirrel behaving strangely and called animal services, but they refused to come out because “squirrels can’t get rabies.” I don’t know if that’s true but in this case the squirrel had eaten overripe fruit from our elderly neighbors backyard fruit trees. They had waited too long to harvest and some of the fruit had fallen on the ground where it fermented. Poor little squirrel was drunk.

Left Bank of the Charles said...

Time for Hollywood to remake Old Yeller.

Kevin said...

What’s missing from the story: The obligatory link to climate change.

Iman said...

“Rocky Raccoon: Teh Reckoning”.

Old and slow said...

So the cases of rabies are tied to human stupidity.

Inga said...

Not to worry, RFK Jr is giving the outbreak his special attention. No raccoons will be forced to get any vaccines.

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