Althouse: "The only jeans made specifically for birds."

August 21, 2025

"The only jeans made specifically for birds."

The only jeans made specifically for birds pic.twitter.com/Imb62l90IA
— Official Jon Lajoie (@jonlajoiecomedy) August 19, 2025

25 comments:

Wince said...: Those are some "good jeans."; 8/21/25, 9:34 AM
CJinPA said...: I can enjoy this kind of AI forever.; 8/21/25, 9:35 AM
Aggie said...: Now available and chirp at any price !; 8/21/25, 9:35 AM
RideSpaceMountain said...: Bunch a' seed eatin' shortgammed freaks and not one crane! - Meade; 8/21/25, 9:38 AM
Narr said...: "Who ordered dis pizza?"; 8/21/25, 9:39 AM
Eva Marie said...: Why shouldn’t we build a nuclear power plant in every neighborhood if we can get entertainment like this?; 8/21/25, 9:46 AM
RCOCEAN II said...: So birds can wear tight jeans, others can't. Crows cant pull it off and are jealous of the Seagulls.; 8/21/25, 9:47 AM
mikee said...: Noice, but I still prefer the Sweeney advert. Pity she hasn't been approached to do an ad about turning the other cheek for a good Christian group, or perhaps promoting melons for an Ag Dept ad.; 8/21/25, 9:49 AM
TaeJohnDo said...: The dove had some nice looking breasts. I'd hit it. With Number 8 shot.; 8/21/25, 9:51 AM
Jamie said...: Well, that was unexpected.; 8/21/25, 9:51 AM
tcrosse said...: With those feet and legs, at first I thought it was Meghan Markle.; 8/21/25, 9:56 AM
Political Junkie said...: Nice. Now I need to see Pomeranian jeans.; 8/21/25, 10:08 AM
James K said...: I hope they also have bird diapers.; 8/21/25, 10:15 AM
john mosby said...: There is the term ‘turkey leg’ for thightastically endowed women….

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JSM; 8/21/25, 10:17 AM
PM said...: No Jack Purcells?; 8/21/25, 10:19 AM
Iman said...: “Who take teh woman with the skinny legs?”

—— Joe Tex; 8/21/25, 10:26 AM
john mosby said...: Big leg mommas are back in style again. - Taj Mahal

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JSM; 8/21/25, 10:28 AM
Iman said...: I don’t know, but I been told
Big-legged woman ain’t got no soul

—— John Paul Jones/Jimmy Page/Robert Plant; 8/21/25, 10:37 AM
Lazarus said...: The appeal of jeans was their strength and durability. They weren't going to tear apart on you. They were held together by metal rivets. Now a lot of the advertising concentrates on softness and comfort. For a lot of people, will Sydney Sweeney's "great jeans" just rip when they try to squeeze into them?; 8/21/25, 10:40 AM
Rocco said...: I was disappointed that the bird at the end didn’t jump into a classic Mustang and do a burnout.; 8/21/25, 10:58 AM
Rocco said...: john mosby said...
“There is the term ‘turkey leg’ for thightastically endowed women….”

I’ve heard “chicken legs” for people (not just women) with extremely skinny lower legs but normal to thicker thighs.; 8/21/25, 11:00 AM
stlcdr said...: That's one thing that AI is 100% good at: entertainment.; 8/21/25, 11:18 AM
Temujin said...: Smells of White Supremacy.; 8/21/25, 12:59 PM
JaimeRoberto said...: Fact Check: Like those jeans, birds aren't real.; 8/21/25, 1:17 PM
Original Mike said...: I'd like to put these on our eagles (do they come in "eagle"?). Cleaning eagle shit off the pier is unpleasant. We're not talking sparrow-size shits.; 8/21/25, 1:52 PM

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