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December 30, 2024
How's your attention span lately?
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Well, I sat down this morning with a copy of Washington Irving's "A History of New York," and before I even got through the introduction, I found myself here looking at a TikTok of an ape scrolling a phone.
Silicon Valley has been studying the app's effect on the human brain since the very founding of Facebook in 2024 - so 20 years. They found that these apps - when configured in certain ways - cause the dispensing of dopamine in the human brain.
Dopamine is a regulated drug. It is highly addictive. The design of the apps is specifically configured to maximize the dispensation of dopamine hits at just the right intervals (they found that too much released too often actually acts like a drug overdose and kills the use of the app). So the app is designed to release dopamine in just the right amounts to keep the person addicted to the app.
Facebook and Tik-Tok are drug dispensing devices, designed to addict the user and place the user in a state most conducive to suggestion.
They should be banned.
ChatGPT on the use of Facebook/Tik-Tok/Blogger like apps:
"Using social media platforms like Facebook can cause dopamine release in humans. Dopamine is a neurotransmitter associated with pleasure and reward. When people receive likes, comments, or other forms of social validation on social media, their brains release dopamine, creating a sense of pleasure and satisfaction. This can lead to a reinforcing loop where users continue to engage with the platform to experience these positive feelings.
Social Media Dopamine: The Hidden Addiction Behind Your Screen Time
https://neurolaunch.com/social-media-dopamine/
Double-Tap Dopamine: The Science of Social Media Likes and Its Impact on Our Minds
https://www.psychreg.org/double-tap-dopamine-science-social-media-likes-impact-minds/
The sheep languished blue trains suffer.
Windows books dogs hands run.
Run desk making dinner sunglasses menu.
Folders pile swimming red clouds.
Sadness cups coffee printer power outage.
Porch steps run come here.
https://www.yourdictionary.com/articles/word-salad-examples
huh?
Something for our gracious host (and Meade). See if you make it to the end. :)
The magisterial incomprehensibility of Bob Dylan’s ‘Visions of Johanna.’
Ghosts of Electricity
How's my attention span lately?
Same as it ever was.
Same as it ever was.
Same as it ever was .....
Huh?
Interesting that the monkey pauses on animal videos and swipes quickly past everything else.
Attention span? Hell, I wish I had the monkey's discipline to scroll quickly by those items of little intrest.
Watching that video makes me want to drink directly from a carton of Silk.
"He's eating paper!"
Bullseye!
Aside, that looks like an awful 'tough cookie' he's eating in the original video.
He should dunk it in some milk!
Attention could be defined as giving each thing the attention it deserves.
Seeing if this will stop the italics...
"See if you make it to the end. :)"
Uh... what I see right here is you set off italics.
I will close them.
Don't do that again, please.
same.
My attention span over the horizon, looking up for our drones, but it seems like the devil came down to Georgia and stole all of them. All drones don’t go to heaven.
A post on attention spans, featuring a TikTok video of a monkey watching TikTok videos. It would be perfect if the monkey swiped past its own video - would that make it an infinity video?
"what I see right here is you set off italics."
So I did. Mea culpa. I must have been distracted by embedding the link. Less is more.
Oh great, we've already zombified our kids...we're doing it to poor monkeys now?
If you go to my channel and subscribe I will send a you an authentic rubber replica of that very monkeys paw. With it, you will be able to scroll faster than anything that moves during dead week, while saving your precious bodily skin from the wear and tear of incessant scrolling. But wait there’s more. If act now I will send you our famous Ginsu knives collection with an unlimited 50 years lifespan warranty.
I'm sorry. I was distracted by a monkey in pants doing human things. While normally quite funny I haven't had all my coffee yet.
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Back when SNL was funny, they would make serious fun of a Democrat president.
Attention....what?
#макакаЯша would make a good Senator from Virginia.
“Dammit! What is all this crap? How do I get to the monkey porn?”
Very Gen Alpha
Even the monkey knows most of it is crap.
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