July 2, 2022

I've got 10 TikToks for you tonight. A nice round number. Let me know what you like best. I'm predicting #6.

1. Irish guys doing American accents to talk about the 4th of July.

2. The real deal behind this Bali beach.

3. A very charming rendition of "Gymnopedie."

4. The hottest birds.

5. A Kamala impression.

6. The meticulous restoration of an ox-tongue iron.

7. A porcupine tail hairbrush.

8. Sandy Dennis laughs and screams.

9. A puzzling Zillow listing.

10. "POV: you're at a diy house show." (This is a whole page of "duets," so click around. The first one, in the upper left corner is the original, and then others have added their interaction with him in a split screen.)

31 comments:

Quaestor said...

"I've got 10 TikToks for you tonight. A nice round number."

Zero is even rounder.

All snarking aside, I'm baffled and disappointed by Number One, which on a quality scale is a definite Number Two, if you catch my drift. He needs to make at least a token effort to study American culture. Being more one than one person would help as well.

Mary Beth said...

#6 was my favorite. That's just plain sexy.

The last one has me wondering where in the US does "jail" rhyme with "cell"? The first one made me want to go to Target to get a fireworks gun.

wildswan said...

#6
Though I liked the Irish guy trying to imitate Americans

Ann Althouse said...

#1 is an Irish guy poking fun at Irish guys.

Wa St Blogger said...

#1 didn't nail it.
#2 I was amazed at what it took to get to that beach. I would charter a boat. I don't want to be unalived
#9 That house is 3 times the size of mine and less than 2.5 times the cost. I love the wide open main with balcony (mine has similar on a much smaller scale.) I would totally own that. Worst part of the tiktok was the narrator. Ugh.

Jeff Gee said...

Loved the Irish guy. He would plug one random American vowel sound into a (totally unidiomatic) faux-American sentence. If I were a casting director I would hire him to play EVERY American character.

Narr said...

I only looked at #3. Cute, but where's the cowbell?

john said...

I dont think I ever heard Harris talk, so I have no opinion. I'm gonna go with #10, Skunk, as long as the line is drawn about him sleeping on my couch. Forever.

Jeff Gee said...

The Eric Satie reminds me of "Music from a Surplus Store" (1959)by Jack Facinato, which employs similar sounding quirky percussion (mostly repurposed tools, and lots of prepared piano). There were some cuts scattered throughout the turn of millennium "Ultra-Lounge" series (pick-to-click: "Spring-Sprang-Sprung" on the Space Age Bachelor Pad collection). This is much cooler, tho.

Readering said...

6 is restoration porn.

Readering said...

Thanks Thomas Manuel. Lifesaver.

Wa St Blogger said...

I think I might have mistyped. House is 3 times my size but my house is 2.5 times the cost

madAsHell said...

What??? No one has yet to mention the Kamala impression video??

I usually don't like the TikTok's, but I love to see a Kamala impression.

I think the actress got most of the impression correct, but she failed to a have a refrain, a repeated phrase. Where is the "significance of the passage of time"??

Typically, really stupid, unimaginative people will have a couple pet cliches. They depend upon the cliches to make themselves sound relevant.

The really sad part?? She was reading from a teleprompter!!

The Vault Dweller said...

I laughed out loud at, "Did you know that a flock of ravens is called an unkindness?"

WWIII Joe Biden, Husk-Puppet + America's Putin said...

"It is time for us to do what we have been doing. And that time is every day."
-Kamala Harris



OK.

WWIII Joe Biden, Husk-Puppet + America's Putin said...

Alu-mini-um

@1 made me laugh. thanks.

Mea Sententia said...

5. Kamala word salad.

SDaly said...

It “Gymnopedie No. 1.”

WWIII Joe Biden, Husk-Puppet + America's Putin said...

zillow listing

Balfegor said...

Satie is not my favourite composer, but I was tempted and it was quite good.

Yancey Ward said...

I am sorry- no one can really parody Harris speaking- it really is the impossible task.

Bender said...

Number 5 is no Elsa Kurt.

Bender said...

Number 9 -- It's Sa-Lie-Na. Long I. Not Sa-leen-a.

6 is cool. Winner. Needs the narrator and music from How It's Made though.

3 certainly took effort.

7 reminded me of South Park and Cherokee hair and the tampon shortage.

Bender said...

Further research reveals that the jail cells in the house in Celina - long I - are from the jail in Lima - long I - that once held John Dillinger.

Wince said...

#6. A-lu-min-ee-um, not aluminum foil, gave it away.

Nancy said...

5 not great, 5 were amusing. You do have eclectic taste!

I couldn't get #10 to play.
Irish guy was a yawn.
Porcupine brush was meh.
Kamala is too easy.
Sandy Dennis clip was unpleasant.

The others were fun.
Bali Beach: loved "unalived themselves". How did he climb back up without any water?!
Gynmopedie was indeed charming
Cute bird descriptions and Zillow listing.
Awesome iron restoration.

Lurker21 said...

You had me at "A Kamala impression." I had to watch that one. But it's not really an impression, is it? Not in anyway that would have Rich Little, David Frye or Frank Gorshin proud or nervous. It's just a woman making faces and gestures to go along with Kamala's voice. Like that untalented woman who got her 15 hours of fame lipsynching to Trump speeches.

Rollo said...

Irish guy still sounds Irish (with a little Canadian thrown in).

Leslie Graves said...

"Hottest Birds" sucked me in against my will.

RigelDog said...

Hottest Birds guy cracked me up---I wonder if he is the same dude who created the Honey Badger video?

Susan in Seattle said...

No. 3 was my favorite. 6 was good too - really like the comment from Readering above about its being 'restoration porn.' Some of the others had enough up-talk to be annoying although the hottest birds made me laugh.