December 9, 2016

"Trump sticks the landing by making his favorability chart look like a huge phallus and tricking @HuffingtonPost into publishing it."

Tweets Scott Adams.

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IN THE COMMENTS: Curious George said:
Huffpo schlonged!

27 comments:

Kirby Olson said...

I remember when Bill Clinton had been caught with Monica Lewinsky that Gerald Rivera interviewed Gennifer Flowers who said that Clinton was always talking about his balls as the boys and her breasts as the girls. I had been reading Zizek on Lacan as it was graduate school. Something about the phallus and the penis, the flag and the president, and the symbolic and the real, and so on, went through my mind. I just want Trump to bring the debt down. He can have all the fun he wants while doing it. Obama and Clinton rarely discussed the debt. Trump is able to discuss it. He knows the Chinese are screwing us with the help of our government. Can he turn this penis around and have it screw someone else? Hey, Mr. President, turn this rig around! That's what everyone who voted for him is hoping.

MayBee said...

hahahahahaha!

Curious George said...

Huffpo schlonged!

Curious George said...

He may want to see a doctor though...

Bob Ellison said...

First big laugh for me today, and Curious George, you're on fire early!

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bagoh20 said...

I have no idea what you're talking about. I don't see anything.

Dr Weevil said...

Are we sure it's not the delicate, feathered tail of a tiny dinosaur?

AprilApple said...

A phallus that swallowed a mouse.

mockturtle said...

So much for the 'small hands' theory.

Fabi said...

Ribbed for her pleasure!

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Bob Boyd said...

The top half looks inflamed, the underside frost-bitten and it seems to be enveloped in a cloud of venereal pathogens or ball weevils or fruit flies or something.

rehajm said...

It will last longer than four hours.

traditionalguy said...

After I saw this on Scott's blog, and wondered how long it would take the Professor to post it, or maybe after the Carl's Junior Three way ads, ignore it.

But my faith in retirees has been quickly restored.

tcrosse said...

Hard on the ends and soft in the middle. Hate when that happens.

madAsHell said...

Just shakin' the list few drips off.

traditionalguy said...

With Trump, what you see is what you get.

Meade said...

"ball weevils" made me laugh aut loud.

JAORE said...

Huffpo schlonged!

But was it rape-rape?

Big Mike said...

Looks more like a used condom.

Bay Area Guy said...

Hah-hah, this is fantastic, but technically, it's only a preliminary schlonging (perhaps schlonging foreplay?) since the actual schlonging won't begin until Mr. Trump takes office on January 20, 2017.

Afterwards, HuffPost can expect 4, potentially 8, years of protracted schlonging.

Hey, it's only fair -- we had to deal with Lena Dunham.

JAORE said...

Schlong and thanks for all the fish.

exhelodrvr1 said...

Premature schlonging?

mikee said...

Antoine de Saint-Exupéry's Little Prince could have drawn that snake a little better. Even if had eaten an elephant. Although then it would look like a hat.

GWash said...

Caption should read 'bend over - here it comes !'

Alex said...

More proof of Donald Trump rape culture.