Trump says "And by the way." 1 sip.
Clinton coughs. 1 sip for each second beyond 1 second.
Lester Holt corrects something Trump says. 1 sip.
Lester Holt corrects something Hillary says. 1 large gulp.
Clinton claims to have been a champion of women and children all her life. 1 sip.
Anyone mentions "the glass ceiling." 1 sip.
Somebody says "basket of deplorables." 1 sip.
Trump says "We have to do it" or "We have no choice." 1 sip.
Anyone says "Still dicking bimbos at home." 1 large glass.
Either candidate refers to the other as a big liar. 1 sip.
Clinton uses her long career in government as a positive factor/Trump disrespects a long career in government. 1 sip.
Trump portrays himself as a newcomer to politics in a positive light/Clinton disrespects newcomer status. 1 sip.
Clinton refers to the times Trump has insulted a woman. 1 sip.
Trump brings up Clinton's efforts to discredit Bill Clinton's women. 1 sip.
Clinton is referred to as "The Bitch America Needs." 1 large gulp.
Anyone gets caught up in the meaning of the concept of being "qualified" to be President. 1 sip.
Any reference to Trump steaks. 1 sip.
Any reference to Skittles. 1 sip.
Any reference to anyone's hair. 1 sip.
Any reference to how much sleep either candidate needs. 1 sip.
An answer begins with "Well" and then a pause. 1 sip.
Trump says his father told him not to attempt to build in Manhattan. 1 sip.
Hillary says her mother worked as a maid. 1 sip.
Either candidate refers to the other's supporters as under-/over-educated. 1 sip.
Hillary calls Trump "Donald." 1 sip.
Trump calls Clinton anything other than "Hillary Clinton" or "Secretary Clinton." 1 sip.
Anyone says "What have you got to lose?" 1 sip.
Hillary delivers a laugh line that you are 100% sure is scripted. 1 sip.
Hillary delivers a laugh line that you are at least 90% sure is spontaneous. 1 gulp.
Someone mentions Arnold Palmer. 1 sip.
Someone mentions the new Museum of African American History and Culture. 1 sip.
Anyone says "Citizens United." 1 sip.
Any reference to Americans as "hard-working." 1 sip.
Any comprehensible explanation of how Hillary will or will not repeal the Second Amendment. 1 sip.
Any mention of dogs or cats. 1 sip.
Any reference to something that will be done on the first day. 1 sip.
Hillary uses one of Trump's characteristic hand gestures (such as the index finger poised on the thumb). 1 sip.
Either candidate — except at the very beginning or end — leaves his/her
place behind the lectern and moves into the other person's territory. 2 large gulps.