November 16, 2013

Snuggle House finally opens.

"Lonnie Johnson, one of four staff members at the touch-therapy business... said staff were relieved to see the business get past the city paperwork problems and regulatory issues that had prevented the business from opening as planned on Oct. 15."

34 comments:

betamax3000 said...

I'm Waiting for AKB48 Snuggle House.

Of Course I Am.



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betamax3000 said...

Also:

Amanda McCracken Finds Her Dream Job. Thirty-Five Years of Experience and Counting on Her Resume. Speciality: Disciplinary Snuggling.



betamax3000 said...

How many Staff Snugglers Can You Hire for a Single Session?

betamax3000 said...

If I Pay Extra Can I Have My Snugglers Dress as TeleTubbies? I Will Provide the Costumes.

betamax3000 said...

Does ObamaCare Cover Snuggle Therapy? Cause At Least Then There Would Be That.

betamax3000 said...

At What Point Does an 'Acceptable' Snuggle Become an 'Unacceptable' Snuggle? Does Nuzzling Fall Under the Snuggling Category? Where Can I Put My Hands? I am Sure They Must Have Guidelines Written.

betamax3000 said...

Waffle House + Hooters = Snuggle House. I Might Have the Math Wrong.

betamax3000 said...

Do You Like Pina Coladas? Getting Caught in the Rain?

Maybe There Are Too Many Missing Dots.

betamax3000 said...

Does Snuggle House Have a DJ? Bouncers? Snuggle Pole?

betamax3000 said...

Champagne Room?

Perhaps You Can See What to What I Am Alluding.

No Twerking in the Snuggle House.

betamax3000 said...

Can I Bring My 'Emotional Support Animal' to the Session With Me?

betamax3000 said...

The First rule of Snuggle House is: You do not Talk about Snuggle House.

The Second Rule of Snuggle House is: You do not Talk about Snuggle House.

Third Rule of Snuggle House: Someone yells stop, goes limp, taps out, the Snuggle is Over.


Because 'Fight Club' References Are So Passe They are Back in Style Again.

Bob Boyd said...

So far betamax3000 is winning this thread

betamax3000 said...

New Employees at Snuggle House Start With the Graveyard Shift. Grueling.

betamax3000 said...

Premature Snuggleation: Sorry, You Paid for the Full Hour.

Dr.D said...

Thank you, betamax3000. Your comments are so full of insight, penetrating, and enlightening. Where would we be without you? (Where is my GPS?)

betamax3000 said...

And, Of Course:

Show Us on the Doll Where the Man Snuggled You.

traditionalguy said...

Will they also issue rape resistant pants?

The Kissing Booth at the social is back.

betamax3000 said...

Re: Dr.D said...

"Thank you, betamax3000. Your comments are so full of insight, penetrating, and enlightening."

I Appreciate Your Appreciation.

cubanbob said...

The vice cops will get around to it eventually. Unless the establishment offers the cops free donuts and extra special snuggles along with a cash stuffed envelope.

betamax3000 said...

Just Because There Are Handi-Wipes in the Snuggle Room Don't Go Thinking That.

betamax3000 said...

There is To Be No 'Slut Shaming' at the Snuggle House.

betamax3000 said...

There is No Such Thing Here as a 'Special Mouth Snuggle': Stop Asking.

betamax3000 said...

Snuggle House is the McDonalds to Cuddle Castle's Burger King.

betamax3000 said...

At Cuddle Castle You Can Have it Your Way.

betamax3000 said...

Beware: Just Because a White Van with No Windows on the Back Has a Decal saying "Snuggle Van" it is NOT Affiliated with Snuggle House.

betamax3000 said...

As the seventies Bumper Stickers So Eloquently Put it: Ass, Gas or Grass, No One Rides in Snuggle Van For Free.

FleetUSA said...

I think we've heard enough from Betamax3000 he needs to go somewhere and snuggle quietly.

betamax3000 said...

The Snuggle Room With the Hot Tub Has a Waiting List.

betamax3000 said...

Re: FleetUSA said...

"I think we've heard enough from Betamax3000 he needs to go somewhere and snuggle quietly."

The People Have Spoken. I Will Relinquish the Compulsion of Snuggle House. Adieu.

Oso Negro said...

Rule of Snuggle House: Someone yells stop, goes limp, taps out, the Snuggle is Over.

Now that was just goddamn funny.

mccullough said...

How much for a snug and tug?

Deb said...

My first thought was "so that's what that call it in Madison."

Deb said...

My first thought was "so that's what that call it in Madison."