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Building good looking buildings is harder than it looks.
They are proceeding well with the erection. They shouldn't be so hard on the folks making jokes.
Could their problem actually be they have the wrong trousers?
Techno trousers are now all sewn in China.
"President Hu, you have a call from a Mr. Christo."
Titus pre-bought the first condo along the glans.
Only one elevator shaft!
I suppose a top-floor observatory would've been too much.
I suppose a top-floor observatory would've been too much.Yes. Retrograde ejaculation issues.
Is there a fountain at the top?
Thank God for the common people.My favorite mockery of the system was the old Soviet joke about the rewards of employment in the Soviet Union."We pretend to work, and they pretend to pay us."
Yes. Retrograde ejaculation issues.In fact, if the artist Christo ever decides to cover it with fabric or anything, engineers have already decided that the design must incorporate a reservoir tip. Just in case.
The architect is working out his edifice complex.
Didn't anyone see this in the drawings?
Is it held aloft by hydraulic pressure? I foresee bad things if the rivers run dry.
They say the architect wanted to make sure his building could withstand terrorist attacks, so when asked what kind of materials he wanted the tower made of he said emphatically, "Refractory. Period."
Didn't anyone see this in the drawings?It was obscured by the mile-high woman over it. But alas, there were cutbacks.
Censorship is always a "dick move."
Will the completed building last more than four hours?
It shows the generative power of censorship.
They need quick dry concrete. The kinds that gets hard fast.
500 foot? If they built it in the US it would be 700 foot.
Does the Women's Ministry building think it's too big?
They need to add a couple domes nearby, like the capital building in Tallahassee, FL:penis and balls
Next project:Breast shaped buildings
To have any hope of successfully stopping the penis jokes about THAT building they will have to build several more building of that size - all of them directly around the new HQ, so no one can see it. 'Cause, WOW, man, that thing totally looks like a dong....
In fact, if the artist Christo ever decides to cover it with fabric or anything, engineers have already decided that the design must incorporate a reservoir tip. Just in case.Will it be ribbed?
Mightier than the sword.
The final erection of an impotent regime?
See various temples in Japan...Better not have a fountain on top.
Will we see these in Manhattan if Rep. Weiner becomes mayor of New York?
Darrell said... Titus pre-bought the first condo along the glans.He's probably pissed that this building is cut. I'm sure he wanted a view that could automatically sheath itself during the off hours.
john said... Could their problem actually be they have the wrong trousers?ROFL!!! They are trying to assemble Voltron as we speak.
Astro said... 500 foot? If they built it in the US it would be 700 foot.Now I'm going to wonder if it will have a giant fondue fountain at the top for all the cheese the Chinese have spewed on a giant building to look like a huge cock. Something, the entire male population of china lacks. I wonder if the heads of the ones that approved it will roll.
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