October 21, 2012

"I cherish the greatest respect towards everybody's religious obligations, never mind how comical..."

"... and could not find it in my heart to undervalue even a congregation of ants worshipping a toad-stool; or those other creatures in certain parts of our earth, who with a degree of footmanism quite unprecedented in other planets, bow down before the torso of a deceased landed proprietor merely on account of the inordinate possessions yet owned and rented in his name."

Herman Melville, "Moby Dick: or, the White Whale," Kindle Locations 1181-1189.

ADDED: From the next paragraph: "... Heaven have mercy on us all—Presbyterians and Pagans alike— for we are all somehow dreadfully cracked about the head, and sadly need mending."

15 comments:

slumber_j said...

Maybe the least-discussed of the many, many virtues of that book is that it's very funny.

Astro said...

The line you pulled reminds me of:
The Train Locker People

RazorSharpSundries said...

Moby Dick is not an overrated book. I think it was a flying brain attacking the Earth on Futurama who called it a "dense, symbolist, tome." Which is a cool line, but I enjoyed it on many levels. Someday I'm gonna get around to reading more of Melville. He was an interesting 19th century hep-cat.

Ann Althouse said...

The whole beginning of "Moby-Dick" is about a disaffected young guy getting massively turned on by sharing a bed with another man — an exotic, tattooed "cannibal." It's not to everyone's taste.

edutcher said...

I didn't get it quite that way.

I do remember how he loved the island girl in "Typee".

wyo sis said...

I have a friend who insists Moby Dick is the great American novel. I don't see it that way, but as Melvil himself would probably see it.

edutcher said...

Ironically, "Dick" (more irony, it was a girl whale, after all) was one of the last things Melville I read (although I do seem to remember my father trying to read it to me when I was very young).

Most of my contact was through stuff like "Billy Budd", "Bartleby", "Benito Cereno" (NBC did a dramatization at the time we were reading it, with Roscoe Lee Browne as the duplicitous Babo), and "The Nigger of the Narcissus".

Given that was followed by a heavy dose of Joseph Conrad, the fall and winter of 1965 could be called my sea-faring phase.

Wince said...

I Believe

“I believe in equality. Equality for everybody.

No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them.”

Mumpsimus said...

I love the word "footmanism." It seems to be original to Melville -- it's not in the OED.

Ralph L said...

The whole beginning of "Moby-Dick"
The hyphenated version is a modern gay porn novel. You down lowed the wrong book.

Geoff Matthews said...

I watched the movie "Damsels in Distress" last night, and there was a funny line in it:

"I could never respect a religion that has its holy day on Tuesday."

Sam L. said...

I tried to read "Billy Budd, Foretopman". Per Yoda, I 'did not".

Dante said...

The whole beginning of "Moby-Dick" is about a disaffected young guy getting massively turned on by sharing a bed with another man — an exotic, tattooed "cannibal."

What? That's not the way I remember it. I remember the guy was terrified. Insofar as bed sharing, I think it was relatively common back in the day. I understand when a man and woman had to share a bed, they would wrap up the woman (or man) so there was no opportunity for any slipping.

Christy said...

I find the wait for The Great Pumpking heartbreaking. He believed! Belief is never funny.

edutcher said...

Dante said...

The whole beginning of "Moby-Dick" is about a disaffected young guy getting massively turned on by sharing a bed with another man — an exotic, tattooed "cannibal."

What? That's not the way I remember it. I remember the guy was terrified.


Thanks for saying that. It seemed to me that was the way I remembered it, but 1967 was a long time ago.

Insofar as bed sharing, I think it was relatively common back in the day. I understand when a man and woman had to share a bed, they would wrap up the woman (or man) so there was no opportunity for any slipping.

A practice called bundling.

And, in the days before central heating, absolutely necessary for survival in many climes.

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