October 13, 2011

Ron Paul's spokesman says it's "stupid" and "insulting" to say that Ron Paul wears fake eyebrows...

... and one was falling off at the debate the other night. But then how do you explain that double eyebrow/partly detaching phenomenon in the photograph? "Dr. Paul's allergies acted up a touch." What the hell kind of allergy is that?!

41 comments:

edutcher said...

Hey, women do it all the time.

traditionalguy said...

It must be a secret FED plot to smear Paul...drawing a Hitler moustache on Ron was to obvious, but this was a perfect touch.

pm317 said...

fake eyebrow?! I am no fan of his but I can't imagine he is that vain.

Lem said...

He's [Ron Paul] the real thing in a world of fakes and frauds.

Andrew Sullivan endorsing Ron Paul in Dec 2007.. (last paragraph)

lol

Jason (the commenter) said...

He lost them in a fight with a border fence.

PETER V. BELLA said...

Why?

Sue D'Nhym said...

I am no fan of his but I can't imagine he is that vain.

Are you suggesting it is a photoshopped picture. Can you tell by the pixels?

Dust Bunny Queen said...

"What the hell kind of allergy is that?!"

Latex?

Titus said...

Hilarious.

How many politicians dye their hair? My guess is lots and lots.

Titus said...

Male politicians dying their hair. What queens.

pm317 said...

Sue D'Nhym said...
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No.. I am not thinking photoshop just that he does not seem to care that much about his appearance.. who knows?

Hazy Dave said...

Looks like a comb-over to me.

wv:swinie

Lucien said...

Eyebrow-Gate!

This is just the tip of the follicle.

He's twittered photos in which he's wearing a Firda Kahlo costume.

(His "people" say it's just for Halloween, but . . . )

Sixty Grit said...

I knew a salesman who used to sell at the leper colony until his business dropped off.

Sue D'Nhym said...

I am not thinking photoshop just that he does not seem to care that much about his appearance.. who knows?

Your imagination of what the guy is really like trumps visual evidence?

You are just trying to ensure that you never have to serve on a jury, aren't you?

sorepaw said...
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Geoff Matthews said...

The coverup is worse than the crime, as in most cases.
Just admit it, makeup put on fake eyebrows. Say that's the last time you'll listen to them.

Fred4Pres said...

Who paid for those eyebrows?

travis said...

This is stupid.

What you see in the picture is an effect of age (just like longer nose hair or ear hair). Eyebrows can grow longer, and they can't always "stay in place."

The explanation: Age + Gravity.

Of course, they New York Times wouldn't think of suggesting such a common sense conclusion.

travis said...

For example:

http://www.universities-weblog.com/50226711/787px-Ronpaul1.jpg

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-r2mJ_YC5kDg/TlcOndJGptI/AAAAAAAADSk/-CBPaKO-ark/s640/PAUL9.jpg

Ignorance is Bliss said...

We think he wears fake eyebrows
In fact, we're sure it's so
We hear he takes them off at night
I guess we'll never know.

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Paddy O said...

Travis, we've already seen the fake eyebrows, why post more pictures of them.

And it's not the bushiness of the eyebrows, it's the fact that one side slipped down in a chunk showing a much thinner vestigial eyebrow beneath the artificial appendage.

Steve in Philly said...

Who knows? Maybe he's the John Madden of politicians!

E.M. Davis said...

Did Ron Paul carry a spare bowl of candy beans?

EDH said...

I refuse to engage in this lowbrow humor.

bagoh20 said...

I knew that dude wasn't human.

wowlovetera said...

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John Lynch said...

Who are you going to believe, me or my lying eyebrow?

AllenS said...

Who knows, he might have lost an eyebrow during a knife fight in his youth. So, there would be nothing wrong with a single eyebrow toupee then.

Ignorance is Bliss said...

wowlovetera said...

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G Joubert said...

Maybe it's a side effect of anti-psychotic meds.

patmandu said...

It sure looks like he is wearing a fake eyebrow in that picture, but then I saw one of his campaign commercials that was hosted on youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=MkAsLPrnJGc and he seems to have the same weird eyebrow thing going on there. I find it hard to believe if he wears fake eyebrows they wouldn't have noticed and fixed that in his campaign commercial.

edgeofthesandbox said...

The guy is a complete fake. He puts earmarks in a bill and then votes against it, so he gets to bring the pork home and say that he's against earmarks:
http://yidwithlid.blogspot.com/2011/06/ron-paul-congressional-hypocrite.html

travis said...

@Paddy O

The fact that you said "vestigial eyebrow" gave me a good laugh. I'm assuming you weren't being intentionally funny.

Peter Hoh said...

The photo of the eyebrow is entirely consistent with this video the campaign released.

showbiz111 said...

Maybe Ron Paul is the Dilbert of politics, only instead of his tie being so repulsed that it curves away from the character, Ron Paul's eyebrow is so repulsed that it engages in the same action.

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Paddy O said...

travis, I was trying to find a word to describe it, that popped in my head, and while I don't think it entirely fits, it made me laugh too... so I kept it.

It still makes me laugh.

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