January 18, 2011

"Everything you touch turns to gold. Could you touch me?"

Piers Morgan embarrasses himself trying to interview Oprah.

21 comments:

Chase said...

It was downright embarrassing to watch.

I still feel a little creepy from the all of the bending over each of them did to kiss each other's ass.

edutcher said...

Given King's rep as a celebrity stroker, it would seem CNN has found the perfect replacement.

Palladian said...

See me... Feel me... Touch me... Heal me...

michaele said...

Oprah only gives out what Oprah wants. No way was that bit about being 14 and pregnant the result of any talent that Piers has as an interviewer. It was just Oprah "workin it".

1jpb said...

I'm surprised CNN has this guy. He's not w/o controversy. Maybe they're getting back to their Ted-style roots.

Hoosier Daddy said...

Can someone esplain to me the whole Oprah lovefest cause I don't get it. She's got to be one of the biggest narcissits I've ever seen. Ever notice the absolute frenzy in the crowd when she walks out? You have grown women completely going apeshit as if they were 12 year old tweenies at a Justin Beiber concert.

To me that's creepy.

The Crack Emcee said...

Hoosier Daddy,

Nope. No one can explain it. They just do it and act like it's perfectly normal behavior. And it is:

In an insane asylum.

And BTW - the "medical advice" broadcast by her Dr. Oz is dangerously bonkers, too.

Coketown said...

Please, Oprah. Keep your hands to myself.

mesquito said...

I never surcame to the temptation to watch Oprah.

jr565 said...

Reporter to Obama channeling Divinlys:
I don't want anybody else
When I think about you I touch my self.

But regarding Obama's ablility to turn stuff to gold, we all remember the story of King Midas right?
I'd worry if I were his daughters.

Fen said...

Can someone esplain to me the whole Oprah lovefest cause I don't get it.

Displacement of spiritual appetites. They need someone to worship.

Fen said...

/via http://www.mediabistro.com/tvnewser/category/ratings

The debut episode of “Piers Morgan Tonight” drew 2.099 million total viewers, according to preliminary ratings from Nielsen.

That handily beat MSNBC’s “The Rachel Maddow Show,” which drew 1.112 million total viewers, but still fell short of Fox news Channel’s “Hannity,” which drew 2.365 million total viewers.

January 14, 2011
25-54 demographic (Live +SD)

•Total day: FNC: 296 | MSNBC: 144 | CNN: 125 | HLN: 113
•Primetime: FNC: 567 | MSNBC: 341 | CNN: 211 | HLN: 183

Bob From Ohio said...

"but still fell short of Fox news Channel’s “Hannity,” which drew 2.365 million total viewers."

Did Hannity have any guests last night? Anyone we might know?

ricpic said...

Based on the article Oprah dodged half his questions. What's so "alpha dog" about that?

The "great lady" worshipped ha ha in Jeremiah Wright's church. Yes, a real ecumenicist, that one

Fen said...

Did Hannity have any guests last night? Anyone we might know?

The only guest I see for that night was Malkin:

Sean welcomed Michelle Malkin to the show’s second hour to discuss her “Climate of Hate” primer she put together on her website. Malkin constructed a 30-page document outlining “sins of the hypocritical Left in their naked attempt to suppress the law-abiding, constitutionally-protected, peaceful, vigorous political speech of the Right."

Fen said...

Palin was the 17th, not the 14th. If thats what you're getting at.

Fen said...

Oh, my bad. You meant Palin was on opposite Morgan. Good catch. I guess I need more coffee.

jr565 said...

Journalistic Objectivity:
"Could you touch me Barack? Could you touch my thigh with your soft fingers and then blow on my ear and whisper sweet nothings to me. I have a thrill running up my leg. Oh obama! Clinton never game me such feelings. My heart belongs to you and you alone. MMMMM MMMMM MMMM MMMM. Let me sing your theme song O. While we make sweet sweet love!"

The Crack Emcee said...

It's amazing that after 25 years of spiritual blowjobs and quackery, not one "journalist" has had the balls to seriously grill Oprah on what she's been up to.

That, alone, damns the mainstream media today - and the rest of us, too.

MadisonMan said...

Just touch his finger, Oprah.

Link.

Deb said...

I think Oprah Winfrey has become one of the most irresponsible people in the media today. Her promotion of phoney new age crap, such as hogwash like The Secret is almost criminal. Who cares what she has to say.