November 27, 2010

"I have an old-fashioned rubber bicycle horn that I thought I'd stuff down into my junk before the pat-down."

"Hilarity ensues! Besides, anything that increases my junk profile has to be a good thing, right?"

No video of this actually happening at a real TSA groping at the link. Just some (genitalia-free) artwork.

10 comments:

AJ Lynch said...

Too funny - could Trooper be writing his material?

Lem said...

I tried a naked 3D printout of myself and I was turned down.. they said the government only handles originals ;)

ndspinelli said...

Tom Jones meets Bozo the Clown.

Sixty Grit said...
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Clyde said...

The only thing funnier would be to say to the TSA groper, "Pull my finger... Hey, that's NOT my finger!"

Ron said...

They waterboarded Harpo....and he liked it!

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Harry said...

What happens to a guy who wears a kilt in the "traditional" mode?

Also, how do they pat down the fellows who wear their pants below their crotch. Is there a special protocol for that?

Penny said...

What's with all this "junk" talk, gentlemen?

Perhaps if you protected and promoted your OWN "family jewels", you might "horn" your way into

Harpo!...Oprah...Harpo!...Oprah...

Ha ha

Gotta love those Marx brothers.

You betcha life!

Ralph L said...

Penny, I don't think Oprah wants anyone's junk, but for half of her billion dollars, she can pat me down all day.