October 8, 2010

Apparently, if I don't blog this, I'll never stop getting email and comments from people telling me to blog this.

Okay. Here. I don't want there to be an increase in suicides because you people have nowhere else to go. Satisfied? Now, please clean up after yourselves.

15 comments:

SteveR said...

In my experience, planning takes away the fun. Nothing like spontaneous, pull over and have make up sex. Looking up a location on the internet?

Meade said...

And please do not engage in “activities of an unacceptable nature” on this family blog.

Thank you.

Marshal said...

"(“One site listed us as the No. 2 dogging site in Europe,” Ms. Perkins said wearily)."

If you're going to be known for something, at least be known for doing it well.

traditionalguy said...

Ok, ok I was accepting these quaint local customs just fine until they said that they were planning to add some policemen on horseback to the festivities. Somebody alert Tiger Wood, and maybe he will practice on golf courses in Surrey more often.

Widmerpool said...

At the risk of sounding (yet again) hopelessly retrograde in this progressive era, let me say that I found the somewhat breezy, jaunty tone of the reporter quite maddening.

Clyde said...

The article notes that the gays mostly use the site during the day and the straights mostly use it at night. Are dawn and dusk for the bisexuals?

ironrailsironweights said...

If you hang around that spot you're more likely to see a unicorn than an unshaved woman. God damn it.

Peter

john said...

...discarded tea cups..

How British!

Just a spot please! Cream with that?

Meade said...

"...discarded tea cups.."

Amazing how quickly the Tea Party has gone international!

Maguro said...

If they were Tea Partiers, they would have cleaned up their disposable tea cups, vibrators and used condoms.

edutcher said...

Isn't Surrey where the Magna Carta was signed? Seems like the Limeys, given all their dhimmitude, have forgotten what freedom is really about.

In any case, if it's Surrey, no unshaved women, but only a little fringe on top.

(Had to)

PS Good one, Maguro.

c3 said...

Money quote from the article:

“There were two blokes sitting side by side, watching a man and a woman having sex,” Ms. Perkins said, describing what happened as she strolled with her dog on the hill...
Later, she found a pink vibrator in the bushes.
“I gave it to the police,” she said. “They said, ‘What should we do with it?’ I said, ‘Put it in Lost Property.’ ”

former law student said...

activities of an unacceptable nature

Signs on the now-closed-for-renovation rest stop on I-280 between San Francisco and San Jose specifically prohibited sex in the restrooms. Though another sign allowed persons of the opposite sex to accompany the disabled into a restroom. So if you wanted to have heterosex in a stall one partner should at least appear gimpy.

peter hoh said...

In other news from Britain, free ponies!

Clyde said...

@ Peter Hoh,

The "workshy" woman has 13 kids! It's like the "Every Sperm Is Sacred" scene from Monty Python's The Meaning of Life!

Hey, we know what causes that now, lady!

And you know, the telly might have been "free" but she still probably has to pay for the BBC license, unless they give po' folks some kind of waiver, which wouldn't surprise me.