September 27, 2010

French politician Rachida Dati criticizes investment funds for "looking for returns of 20 or 25%, at a time when fellatio is almost non-existent."

That's translated from French, in which the key word is "fellation," which she supposedly confused with "inflation."
Miss Dati was a love rival of Mr Sarkozy’s third wife, Carla Bruni, for many months as both battled for a place in the Elysee Palace bed chamber. 
Now, why is that relevant? 

23 comments:

vet66 said...

Perhaps the lack of "INFLATION" was the real problem for Rachida Dati. The very mention of her name would decrease the possibility for inflation.

Talk about Freudian slip....

traditionalguy said...

That news will sink socialism for sure. The end of fellatio as we know it. We need to return to the days of free fellatio like we had under Bill Clinton. I blame CO from heavy breathing.

Clyde said...

File under Things That Don't Suck.

Scott M said...

Ah, those silly French. Constantly mistaking wives for mistresses and body odor for cologne.

Fred4Pres said...

You say fellation and I say fellatio.

Fred4Pres said...

Clyde, very nice! Bravo.

Fred4Pres said...

Scott M, spot on observation of the French.

A.W. said...

in related news, Bill Clinton has requested a private meeting with Rachita Dati.

Ignorance is Bliss said...

at a time when fellatio is almost non-existent.

It's call marriage.

former law student said...

Now, why is that relevant?

Because the Daily Mail is a British tabloid. The gulf between quality papers (broadsheets) and tabloids is both wide and deep.

MadisonMan said...

I would ask her: And whose fault is that?

Given her rep, though, what a boner.

Dust Bunny Queen said...

Why shouldn't companies try for a 20 to 25% return on investment EVEN when there is no inflation? This is what successful investors do. Try to find products/investments that have the potential to grow and then get out when you have realized a gain. As long as they are not doing anything illegal or misrepresenting the gains by hiding leverage, why should the government care?

I WANT to invest in a company that is trying to make as much profit for me as it can.

I guess they want to control how much success you can have, just like Obama who wants to punish people who work and make more than an arbitrary amount of money.

vw: hookeude. Just thought it was a funny word.

Paul Zrimsek said...

"On the belt line of the automatic pilot there is a hollow tube. Can you see that?... Good. Now that's the manual inflation nozzle. Pull it out and blow it up like a balloon."

Maguro said...

Reminds me of Marx's old maxim "Fellatio to each according to their need, fellatio from each according to their ability".

Stephen said...

"looking for returns of 20 or 25 per cent, at a time when fellatio is almost non-existent."

A perfect example of a non suck-it-by-her.

Ignorance is Bliss said...

I don't know about Marx's old maxims, but with mine all the pages are stuck together.

ndspinelli said...

Q: How many gears do French tanks have?

A: 5. Gears 1-4 are reverse. Gear 5 is forward, just in case the enemy gets behind you.

Robt C said...

Mlle. Dati is a hoti.

edutcher said...

Why is it relevant?

She obviously thought she gave a better return on Nicolas' investment than Carla.

The Crack Emcee said...

Knowing Carla Bruni as we do, I'm on the look-out for "runaway inflation"!

former law student said...

ndspinelli said...
Q: How many gears do French tanks have?

A: 5. Gears 1-4 are reverse. Gear 5 is forward, just in case the enemy gets behind you.


Nice attempt at redirection. That's been an Italian joke since at least WW II.

William said...

This isn't even a double entendre. It's flat out obscene. Plus she's very pretty and has a history to make the remark all the more titillating. (Titillation should be a dirty word in French.) The only problem is that she is not Republican so she will get a quarter turn on the spit, and then it wall all blow over.

lucid said...

As a well-informed rival of Sarkozy's wife, perhaps Dati simply knows what Carla Bruni WON'T do for Sarkozy and thus why there is no fellatio. But it seems impolitic of Dati to so publicaly reveal what Sarkozy may have complained about to her in their more intimate moments. I guess it was easier for him to speak than it was for her.