May 9, 2010

"Cool. Next, a shower head that pulses out the morning's headlines for you during your daily ablutions."

"I am less worried about getting headlines in my shower than the subtle dermal-pressure loyalty conditioning. The aromatherapy mind control in my shampoo is bad enough...."

5 comments:

Curtiss said...

When urinals provide a message as they flush, I'll be concerned.

edutcher said...

Reminiscent of Jim Carrey's holographic 3D TV in "Batman Forever" - as it puts you in the show, it reads your mind.

traditionalguy said...

I suspect that Bush and Cheney are perfecting water-boarding of Muslims here. A shower and a new mind in one easy washing.

Penny said...

That's beautiful.

So what if I have to watch a few commercials. Small price to see such an extraordinary display for free.

Penny said...

One downside though...

Like so many things, what you get on the one hand, you lose on the other. Visually impressive, yet not as soothing to the ear as a steady stream of water.