February 24, 2010

"It's like being in a cartoon."

Billy Corgan and...  Jessica Simpson.

But watch out, Billy, "that girl is like crack cocaine":
"And drugs aren't good for you if you do lots of them..."

"It was like napalm, sexual napalm."

9 comments:

Jim said...

The more I see and read about this Yoo guy, the more I like him.

traditionalguy said...

That is not faint praise for Jessica's skills. She is apparently a champion on the Round Heels team. Do we need to play the National Anthem for her gold medal.

Tibore said...

" "that girl is like crack cocaine"

"And drugs aren't good for you if you do lots of them..."

"It was like napalm, sexual napalm."


How is this a bad thing? If I had to sell all possesions and die overdosing on sex with Jessica Simpson, my life would be complete, not tragic. :D

ken in sc said...

No matter how beautiful or hot a woman seems, there's some guy somewhere who's tired of her.

red clay said...

No matter how beautiful or hot a woman seems, there's some guy somewhere who's tired of her.


but there's always a bunch not tired of her yet.

kentuckyliz said...

I wonder what Jessica thinks of all this discussion about her.

What, no Nick Lachey input?

Loose lips sink ships.

knox said...

Years ago, I watched the first season of Newlyweds. I found Simpson pretty likable. I feel bad for her now, she gets such bad press.

PatCA said...

Wow, remind me never to go out with John Mayer.

The Crack Emcee said...

I swear, based on nothing more than how they conduct their lives, I can always spot who the NewAgers are.

It's a fucking gift, I tell ya.