February 19, 2010

"I ate too much fried food, too much ice cream, too much everything."

Says Bill Clinton. To which I say "ahem."

IN THE COMMENTS: EDH said, "Jennifer Flowers, in her first tell-all interview with Penthouse, said 'he ate pussy like a champ!'" Heh. The chimp could chomp like a champ.

18 comments:

traditionalguy said...

This could mean he "needs to consult with his phsycian to see if he is healthy enough to engage in sexual activity" as the ads on TV for Cyalis say every ten minutes. If not , the what's left except ice cream. Poor Bill.

Triangle Man said...

Did Clinton have too much sex, or just the wrong kind (adulterous)?

rhhardin said...

Not that he loved wisely, but too well.

Peter V. Bella said...

Who cares? This come back Willie routine is getting old.





wv:eatoo- what luck!

EDH said...

Plus, Jennifer Flowers, in her first tell-all interview with Penthouse, said "he ate pussy like a champ!"

John Salmon said...

You mean his recent woes aren't due to working night and day to restore Haiti's former grandeur, as BC recently claimed? Could it be the man's getting in touch with reality? What went right?

James Wigderson said...

His first choice for Surgeon General was well-known for her support for the health benefits of masturbation. I wonder if any health professionals have ever explored the health issues for the givers of oral sex, beyond the risk of sexually transmitted diseases. Is the cardio workout from being in a confining space too much for someone with a heart condition?

SteveR said...

I don't know if "Southern Chicken" is part of the bad habit he is talking about but it was a big part of the vortex which lurks close to every post on here.

Matt said...

Too much fried chicken? Guess he spend too much time in the NBC cafeteria this month.

traditionalguy said...

I just dreamed that Three cows came by and wrote, "Eat More Fried Chicken" on the wall. Could this dream mean that Hillary Clinton will be the next Democrat nominee for President?

Alex said...

Clinton knows he's gonna meet his maker pretty soon, otherwise we wouldn't get the tell-all.

ricpic said...

Women forgive a rogue anything. Even rape. Of course, as to the particular women who were actually raped, they can "just put some ice on it."

edutcher said...

Willie has always had all the self-discipline of a three-year old. He's in the process of paying for it.

ricpic said...

Women forgive a rogue anything. Even rape. Of course, as to the particular women who were actually raped, they can "just put some ice on it."

Some women would; Hillary is, of course, at the head of the pack. The Blonde would have rendered him a soprano if he'd tried something like that with her, as would, I imagine, some of the ladies here.

MadisonMan said...

I just dreamed that Three cows came by and wrote, "Eat More Fried Chicken" on the wall.

Were you reading a Far Side collection before bed?

exhelodrvr1 said...

"I ate too much fried food, too much ice cream, too much everything."

Hillary had no comment.

AllenS said...

"Jennifer Flowers got some good tongue, and all I got was this soggy cigar." -- Monica Lewinsky

The Crack Emcee said...

"Yea, I eat too much grease,..."

Ralph L said...

Were you reading a Far Side collection before bed?
No, that's the ad gimmick for Atlanta-based Chick-fil-A restaurants. They're as far north as Baltimore now, I don't know how far west, but they'll get to you soon at the rate they've been growing.