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"But I TOLD you it was a real job"
"Is it 2013 yet?"
You are getting sleeeeeepy....very sleeeeeepy.....
Or wait, is Obama praying to himself? Tough call.
I see Rahm people...they're everwhere.
Obamahu akbar, Obamahu akbar, Obamahu akbar
Yes Rahm, we've been over this before, I remember. Hope, change, blame it all on Bush...
Is that Michelle coming in? Dear Lord, get me out of here. Fast!
I'm never good at caption contests.
This is how you do the "Super-Mussolini!"
Barack, honey, is it supposed to be this soft?
Which team should I screw over by publicly announcing they will win the NCAA Tourney, thus guaranteeing they will go out in the second round - Kentucky, Purdue, Kansas, Syracuse???
"Honey, I'm home."
Cartoon bubble:"Please, God. If you make me invisible, I promise to go to church every Sunday."
Obama lays hold of the wheel of the world to set it moving on that last revolution which is to bring all ordinary history to a close. It refuses to turn, and he throws himself on it. Then it does turn; and crushes him.
Rahm, isn't it supposed to feel better when you use your left hand?
"WHERE does all this shit keep coming from?"wv: ernit--a productivity-based approach to health care
"Remember this phrase....that depends on what the meaning of "is" is....."
Rahm: You're TEH WON!Obama: Nobody does Teh Won better.
and then I had a cheeseburger, and then I had a milkshake, and then I had a brownie melt...
"Wow..I guess Andrew really does like you..."
And the beta dog exposes his throat to the alpha dog.
Presidenting is Hard.
Shut up shut up shut up pleeeeease shut up.
We're not in Chicago anymore, are we?
"Will nobody rid me of this troublesome hack?"
"Anyway, like I was saying,shrimp is the fruit of the sea.You can barbecue it,boil it, broil it, bake it, sauté it. There's shrimp kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo, pan fried,deep fried, stir fried. There's pineapple shrimpand lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp,shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp in potatoes,shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That's about it."
"Why do they keep blathering on? I've already said what I want."
“My Father, if it be possible, let this cup pass from me."
I can't believe I hired this asshole!
You have even lower approval numbers than me.
"Here is the church. Here is the steeple. Boss, get your fingers up."
Our Me who aren't in HeavenHallowed be my NameMy kingdom comeMy will be doneOn earth as it is in Washington
Professor Obama is getting ready to "take the Republicans to school." His clever rejoinders, grimaces and angry stares will underscore his awesomeness. He will be ANGRY! You Republicans just don't listen.Meanwhile the health care bill won't pass and his approval will continue to decline.Maybe he needs to JUST SPEAK LOUDER!
Rahm: "Boss, the peasants are revolting."Pres (thought bubble): "Yes, they are..."
Monkeyboy wins the thread.
"A 'typical white person' told me there'd be days like these."
Obama: "Here's the plan. We get the warhead, and we hold the world ransomed for.....One MILLION DOLLARS!!" Rahm: "Ahem...Well, don't you think we should maybe ask for *more* than a million dollars? A million dollars isn't exactly a lot of money these days. Ford alone makes over nine billion dollars a year!" Obama: "Really?" Rahm: "Mm-hmm." Obama: "That's a number. Okay then. We hold the world ransom for.....One hundred..BILLION DOLLARS!!"
Oooommmmm! Oooommmm!I'm in my happy place! I'm in my happy place!
"You want me to trim a little more off the top?"
Rahm: "Why didn't you get this exam done when you turned 40 like everyone else. Dammit, man. I'm a thug, not a doctor. Now turn your head and cough."
Emanuel: "Dammit, I knew those animatronics weren't reliable enough to last a year!"
Three seconds left...down by two...Obama dribbles left, cuts to the baseline, pumpfakes Jordan out of his $300 shoes...HITS THE TRIPLE TO WIN IT!! The crowd goes wild!!!
"'I wandered lonely as a cloud.' That's me, Emmanuel. I realize now the clouds were my friends. My only real friends."
"I'm so full.""Can I have your cannoli?"
121:1 I will lift up mine eyes unto the hills, from whence cometh my help. 121:2 My help cometh from the LORD, which made heaven and earth. (for those who thought he had abandoned his religion)
See, I told you the suppositry would work.
Rahm implores Bambi to include a reach-around next time. Bambi considers.
Rahm: You better pray, you damn Democrat activist!
"Monday...Monday! Ugh, too much Conga Line at the NGA dinner last night."
Was it good for you, my liege? If not, the cat is hanging on your seat back. former law student said... 121:1 I will lift up mine eyes unto the hills, from whence cometh my help. 121:2 My help cometh from the LORD, which made heaven and earth. (for those who thought he had abandoned his religion)How could he abandon something he never had, unless you count Father Karl and Uncle Saul?PS Tell me this is another White House photo.
G-- Damn America!! G-- Damn America!!
Ninety-nine bottles of beer on the wall, ninety-nine bottles of beer...
Rahm: "You're good enough, you're smart enough, and dog-gone it, people like you."
Now hold steady, Barry, while I examine you with my finger... Hey, they don't call me Rahm for nothing! Ah, just like I thought: you're full of it.
Matthew wrote:I can't believe I hired this asshole!What picture are you captioning? Obama thinking about Rahm Emmanuel or Ann Althouse thinking about Obama
Obama (thought bubble): Axelrod's gotten so much better at this since Rahm knocked his teeth out...Rahm: If you don't get it right down there this time, David, I'll break yer fuckin' nose too!wv: "ellybful" -- What Axelrod's about to get, because you know he swallows (even if he hasn't quite learned what to do with his teeth while polishing el Presidente's knob).
Look! There's mirrors up there!
Rahm: I'm sorry but part of "The Deal" was-Hillary and Harry get to sleep-over.
"Allah the most merciful, please hurry up with this first administration sh*t so I don't have to pretend I'm not a muslim anymore.Oh yeah ... PBUH and all."
Dear God, uh me, uh God... please let the people believe I can give them all healthcare without costs going up. ...and please strike down those angry republicans.
The country is wired with explosive debt to implode, but the cowboy Palin has stolen the bag with the detonators.
Renfield: No, no, master. I wasn't going to say anything, I told them nothing. I am loyal to you master.
"If I'm God, why do I have to listen to this Jew?"Or"No, really: what would Oprah do?"
Rahm: Mr. President, I know that he would be able to torture Scott Brown into breaking the Republican filibuster, but Jack Bauer doesn't exist, sir. I thought we went over this reality v. ideas thing before when we were talking about price controls, but apparently you weren't listening.Obama: What about Megaman? King Leonidas? Cummon, these guys can help, Rahm!
Rahm: "So, who are your heroes"?Obama: "Let me think, ... me."
"Wow, Rahm... Bill was right about Monica here."
If you hold your hands upside-down when you pray, you get the opposite of what you ask for.
When you worship me, you must hold your hands thus.
Rahm: "Mr. President?"Obama (thinking): "I'm not here. I'm not here. I'm not here."
Already captioned this sucker for February 19th's LOL Obama, to repeat myself:[thought bubble]'I'd rather be golfing...Hell, anything would be better than this crap,Who knew being prez would be soooooooo boring...(and for you Bob Dylan fans out there, yesterday's LOL Obama, has extra Bob Dylan, for your pleasure)
Oh that's right! the legislature! they do have something to do with getting this done, don't they.Now who's that white woman from California?
"Well, at least we can take credit for Cheney's heart attack."
"I KNOW I said it would be fun."
Yes, it's too late for the blue pill.
how the hell did glenn beck get in here?
Is this all there is?
Eli eli lamana sabachthani?
"После того как мы ветра здесь, вы получите инъекцию амфетамина из Доктор Моррель. Но в то же время, ради бога, проснись и притворяться, как вы, президент!"
There is a God !
If that girl Berlusconi sent me doesn’t stop soon this house is gonna get a little whiter.
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