June 10, 2009

"I wish there was an application that allowed you to undress people by dragging your fingers across the screen and literally dragging it off."

iPhone porn.

6 comments:

Sofa King said...

I think this would actually be pr0n, not porn.

Jennifer said...

We spent a night out of town last weekend and woke up to a dead car battery the next morning. I found myself vaguely suprised that there actually wasn't an app for that.

But, if they aren't going to go in that direction, then sure...why not porn.

EDH said...

Already been thought of...

A Weapon of Mass Nudity.

"There are a lot of people out there that would like to see me dead.

-- They're not all out there."

Dr. Alice said...

News flash: a real-world version of this has been around for decades. It's called paper dolls.

(Though when you take the outfit off the dolls are wearing underwear. But still.)

rhhardin said...

What was wrong with the plain old X-ray glasses?

Everything has to be high tech these days.

Tibore said...

"I wish there was an application that allowed you to undress people by dragging your fingers across the screen and literally dragging it off."

The thing to do when considering a development project is to get at the crux of the matter. In this case, it's nudity. And such an "app" already exists that produces that; it's called the "Jello shot". Liberal consumption of that, and there's no need to drag fingers across screens. ;)

For the higher class "user", the app is called a "cocktail". For the more financially challenged, it's called a "40" (for the can it comes in). :D