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My love for you is superdelegated
For you, my love poll has no margin of error
Be my political vortex
I want to count your chads
Honey, I've fallen so hard that I wouldn't even mind being sort of pimped out by you in some weird sort of way
Well, the smoke-filled room is so stuffy,I can hardly breathe.Ev'rybody's bailin' on Hillry but me and youAnd I can't be the last to leave.I'm pledging my primary support to Barak Hu,Hopin' you'll register to vote, too
I know your love is in the highest bracket but please don't tax cut my heart
You've got me over a pork barrel of love.
Stop waterboarding my loveand curb your terrifying interrogation of my heart
My desires for you are unconstitutionalSo amend the Constitution already
Petition for certiorari...
What? The Establishment Clause prohibits us from even holding hands?
Pay no attention to my latin-tongued rivals. They'll break contracts of love quicker'n you can say "philadelphia lawyer."
As a matter of fact I DO question the patriotism of his love for you.
LOL.I'm just reading this now at 10 at night.
Ah, good. The things we do for love. I can go to bed now knowing I didn't waste two hours this morning making a complete fool of myself for absolutely nothing.
*Looks up certiorari*
Yesterdays vows that got you flustered?Sorry bout that, they've been filibustered.
"I can go to bed now knowing I didn't waste two hours this morning making a complete fool of myself for absolutely nothing."One year later, it would all come to fruition!
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