February 14, 2008

"You've done an inside job on my heart."

Political valentines.

IN THE COMMENTS: "As a matter of fact I DO question the patriotism of his love for you" and more.

19 comments:

Meade said...

My love for you is superdelegated

Meade said...

For you, my love poll has no margin of error

Meade said...

Be my political vortex

Meade said...

I want to count your chads

Meade said...

Honey, I've fallen so hard that I wouldn't even mind being sort of pimped out by you in some weird sort of way

Meade said...

Well, the smoke-filled room is so stuffy,
I can hardly breathe.
Ev'rybody's bailin' on Hillry but me and you
And I can't be the last to leave.
I'm pledging my primary support to Barak Hu,
Hopin' you'll register to vote, too

Meade said...

I know your love is in the highest bracket
but please don't tax cut my heart

Meade said...

You've got me over a pork barrel of love.

Meade said...

Stop waterboarding my love
and curb your terrifying interrogation of my heart

Meade said...

My desires for you are unconstitutional

So amend the Constitution already

Simon said...

Petition for certiorari...

Meade said...

What? The Establishment Clause prohibits us from even holding hands?

Meade said...

Pay no attention to my latin-tongued rivals.

They'll break contracts of love quicker'n you can say "philadelphia lawyer."

Meade said...

As a matter of fact I DO question the patriotism of his love for you.

Ann Althouse said...

LOL.

I'm just reading this now at 10 at night.

Meade said...

Ah, good. The things we do for love. I can go to bed now knowing I didn't waste two hours this morning making a complete fool of myself for absolutely nothing.

Chip Ahoy said...

*Looks up certiorari*

Mr. Forward said...

Yesterdays vows that got you flustered?
Sorry bout that, they've been filibustered.

Ann Althouse said...

"I can go to bed now knowing I didn't waste two hours this morning making a complete fool of myself for absolutely nothing."

One year later, it would all come to fruition!