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Mike Huckabee is really Ernest T. Bass.Huckabee: My name's Huckabee, what's yers?Sherriff Andy Taylor: I'm Sherriff Taylor, and I've been a lookin for you. Huckabee.: I didn't do nothin'. Gotta go! • Huckabee: It's me, it's me, it's Huckabee! • Huckabee: If a duck stood still you could catch him by the bill. • Huckabee: I don't chew my cabbage twice. And you ain't heard the last of Huckabee! • Huckabee: I'm a little mean, but I make up for it by bein' real healthy. Say you'll be mine. Say you'll be my beloved!• Huckabee: If I'd seen you coming, I'd have known what to do. I'd have rais'd both arms and woved at you! • Huckabee: No hunt. Beware. Open and closed. No credit. • Huckabee: No coffee, tea, or punch, thank you. • Huckabee: I ain't talkin'. I ain't talkin'. The more you're askin' the more I'm balkin'. • Huckabee: She called me a "creasture"—I ain't no "creasture"!!! • Huckabee:What? I passed it—I didn't heave it! • Charlene: Okay, Huckabee...Serenade away. Huckabee: Awright, listen... (He accompanies himself by slapping a large can.) Old Aunt Mariah, jump in the fi-ah, Fire too hot, jump in the pot, Pot too black, jump in the crack, Crack too high, jump in the sky, Sky too blue, jump in canoe, Canoe too shallow, jump in the tallow, Tallow too soft, jump in the loft, Loft too rotten, jump in the cotton, Cotton so white she stay there all night. Charlene: That's good, Huckabee.Huckabee: Wanna hear 'Eatin' Goober Peas'? Charlene: No!
I think this answers the question of why he's staying in - this is more fun than being governor of Arkansas.
President of Texas? I think not, he does not meet the inhabitancy requirements for that position. Maybe they should ammend that constitution to be in accord with God's laws.
He does look like he's having fun. More fun than the Republican Party would have were he the nominee.
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