Althouse: "Crack Found in Man's Buttocks."

February 6, 2008

"Crack Found in Man's Buttocks."

It's a real headline. (Via Language Log.)

11 comments:

Latino said...: This qualifies as a Bottom Story of the Day.; 2/6/08, 9:34 AM
J. Cricket said...: Given your fascination with genitalia, one might think you would know the definition of the word. Hint: it involves organs used to reproduce. Last time I checked, the buttocks were not involved in that process. Is it different for Professor A-House?; 2/6/08, 9:38 AM
Roger J. said...: I assume the person in question was a plumber?; 2/6/08, 9:48 AM
Ann Althouse said...: dr K: I know. I thought about that. I didn't want to create a new tag just for the ass. I considered my old tag "naked." I wasn't happy with this compromise.; 2/6/08, 9:53 AM
Ann Althouse said...: Okay. I've changed the tag. I'm going with "body parts," which is a new tag, applicable to may old posts. Hard to know how to dig them all up.; 2/6/08, 9:55 AM
Susan said...: Perhaps those that partake in crack should think about where it might have been the next time they are so inclined. But then again, I guess crack addicts are probably not so fastidious.; 2/6/08, 10:51 AM
Meade said...: "Is it different for Professor A-House?"

Only that she seems to be plagued by replicating pompous butthole commenters like Dr. K - dickwad pedantic pains in the ass - to whom, for some reason, she remains nice, patient, and accommodating.; 2/6/08, 10:54 AM
Peter V. Bella said...: The plumbers in Dominionist movement are going to push for legislation to prohibit the demeaning of plumbers- plumbers crack. They want the name changed to crack addicts crack or crack crack.; 2/6/08, 11:14 AM
Anonymous said...: For more on Crack and Crackhouses, see: http://saucyvixen.blogspot.com/2008/02/crack-house-rules.html; 2/6/08, 12:29 PM
KCFleming said...: "Crack Found in Man's Buttocks."

Well, duh.

I once took care of a 700 pound man. He once hid a sandwich under an abdominal fold. It was at least a day old when I found it.

A 400 pound patient of mine once hid a donut under her breast. True story. It wasn't glazed ...anymore.; 2/6/08, 1:55 PM
From Inwood said...: Prof A

You're cracking up.; 2/6/08, 10:07 PM