September 4, 2007

"You'd have to be an idiot to fall off... If anyone can make a pig's ear of riding a sophisticated, self-balancing machine like this, Dubya can."

You'd have to be an idiot to attempt to ride a self-balancing machine like this after saying a thing like that, because if you should happen to fall, you'd be the laughingstock of the world.

10 comments:

EnigmatiCore said...

Who would have thought that on America's Got Talent, out of the four stars of the show, it would be a race between Sharon Osbourne and David Hasselhoff for which one is the most intelligent?

Bob said...

Now all the comedians that joked about Bush choking on a pretzel must be worried when they are in the grocery store snack aisle....

Gedaliya said...

I remember a quote whose origin I cannot recall, but which I think is quite apropos:

Truly it is a matchless scheme by which Justice has its due

ZPS said...

It doesn't make him any less of a seriously ignorant person who has no idea what he's doing. Iraq, anyone?

MadisonMan said...

Segways are so much fun to ride. There was one in my neighborhood once, what a magnet for people.

Paul Zrimsek said...

It is inconceivable that any of the people who are sure they know more than they actually do about how to ride a Segway might be making the parallel error about how to fight a war.

ZPS said...

I can draw all kinds of parallels.

But not 'fighting' the war

STARTing a war in the first place.

jeff said...

You think Bush started that war?
Not a real deep thinker, are you.

Daryl said...

What's great is that he didn't just fall off, he also broke some bones.

blake said...

What's this British guy doing at Venice Beach?