May 22, 2007

How did Paula Abdul break her nose?

Bzzzzt. Wrong. She was stepping over a Chihuahua.
''I took a nasty fall ... trying not to hurt my dog. I bruised myself on my arm ... my chest, my waist all the way down to my hip. All from my little chubby Tulip."
My little chubby Tulip. You might think that sounds really cute or you may think that sounds really dirty. That says more about you than about our girl Paula.

Hey, the big show's tonight. You know you're watching. Paula and her nose will be there.

If you like Blake more than Jordin -- as I do -- should you want Blake to win or Jordin? I kind of think Jordin.

17 comments:

dax said...

Unless he falls flat on his face (get it?) it's a LOCK for Blake to win!!

Jennifer said...

She is the most accident prone sober person I've ever seen. Oh, wait...

Somehow all her issues make her even more endearing.

Bissage said...

Paula Abdul broke her nose. Now she smells terrible.

SteveR said...

I think that if Blake is really the best entertainer/artist/vocalist it won't matter whether he wins or comes in second. In any case he'll get a chance to make a well produced recording.

Invisible Man said...

"Cocaine is a hell of a drug"

-Rick James

Bob said...

Yah, but how was it that Paula came to trip over the Chihuahua, hmm? Was she doing that head-loll thing and just lost her depth perception?

Kurt said...

I'm going to watch tonight, but now that Melinda's gone, I don't really care who wins. I like both Blake and Jordin, and I think this has been set up for many weeks as Jordin's contest to lose, but I'll just be interested to see what happens.

Besides, it will be interesting to see what Paula's nose looks like.

Roost on the Moon said...

You know you're watching. Paula and her nose will be there.

Besides, it will be interesting to see what Paula's nose looks like.

Maybe her nose isn't broken at all and this stunt is working perfectly.

Tibore said...

Okay... I've stepped over dogs before, and I've done it without face planting myself into oblivion. Granted, they weren't Chihuahuas, but I think a Dachshund, a couple of Westies, and some unidentified mutt a friend once had count. No broken nose on the Tibore-ster yet.

The question is, wha-da-heck's wrong with Paula? Yes, I know she's got the best spacey delivery since Keith Richards, but isn't that due to painkillers for her back injury? Or is something else whacking her out?

Matt Brown said...

I am so NOT watching. With Mindy Doo out, it really doesn't matter anymore. Not to me, anyway.

paul a'barge said...

I don't think I can ever walk through a garden and visit the tulips again in the same way.

Sigh.

Beth said...

My colleague took a spill stepping over one of her dachshunds that suddenly darted in her way. Her foot then landed on one of his rawhide chews, and slipped out from under her, and the resulting injury was a broken ankle that required surgery. Unfortunately, this happened Aug. 27, 2005; she was set for surgery Monday, Aug. 29, 2005, at a nearby hospital in New Orleans. That didn't work out, as you know. She was evacuated in a pirogue a week later, in much worse pain and with greater damage to her ankle. What might have involved a cast for a few weeks ended up requiring her to stay off her feet for two months. The dog is fine.

Ron said...

She probably thought it was that cartoon cat she used to dance with...

ricpic said...

What's the mystery? The broad's a drunk.

Ruth Anne Adams said...

She obviously hasn't learned to tiptoe through the tulips.

Matt Brown said...

Paula was in a "rush, rush" on her way to ask someone, "will you marry me," when she trippped over a "cold-hearted snake." After she fell, she was "knocked out."

blake said...

A Schnauzer would've been funnier.

But I sometimes doubt Abdul's committment to comedy.