April 4, 2007

Come on, you didn't believe Keith Richards snorted his dad, did you?

You idiot!

9 comments:

Gahrie said...

http://gahrie.blogspot.com/2006/03/keith-richards-memorial-plans.html

Ruth Anne Adams said...

Yes, but he's more more popular than Jesus now.

Bob said...

Yah, I do believe it. It sounds like something Keef would do. Here's what I said in my LiveJournal:

What if he'd really liked it, though? Would he be haunting crematories, making bulk purchases, experimenting with various races/ethnic groups to find the best ashes to snort?

The mind boggles.......


*chuckles, shakes head in awe*


Keef's capable of anything. He hasn't lived anything like a normal person's life since his late teens, so to snort Bert up the old nose, just to say he did it, is perfectly feasible, despite what a hired flack might say.

Galvanized said...

Sounds like he finally got fed up with being likened to Walking Death.

zgolem said...

Come on, you don't believe some post facto denial by his publicist of a story that has proven embarrassing, do you?

Revenant said...

This is my favorite line in the linked article:

And yet, like so much in the world of celebrity journalism, totally untrue.

This statement is being made (a) by MTV and (b) using the celebrity's PR flack as its only source.

Ron said...

When Keef finally Paints It Black, I say we snort him! No goose ever spent as much time and effort prepping it's liver for consumption as Mr. Richards has with his snorting of a decernable percentage of the GDP of several nations. At this point it's gotta be the Platonic Form of Smack! Sadly, you probably have to be P.Diddy or Courtney Love to afford a Line of Richards...

TMink said...

I am such an idiot I not only DID believe it, but I STILL believe it. I don't believe he snorted all of his father, but I think he snorted a bit. A bit. Yes, a bit.

Trey

Jabba the Tutt said...

If he didn't, he's put the idea out there and someone will for real.