July 22, 2005

Secretly hating ScarJo.

Too mean! Too True!

11 comments:

Ron said...

Her FameTracker Fame Audit was a diss, too!

Methinks I smell no small amount of jealousy amidst the entertainment/bitch-princess/faghag columnists...

ScarJo is in the peak of hotness...

vbspurs said...

Whaddayamean! Glenn Reynolds' ain't no fag!

All kidding aside, men just don't understand women's commentaries on other women -- they think it has to do with jealousy.

Let me break it to you: it's got as much to do with that, as a skinny man has to do with envying Mr. Universe.

Women like to observe. And our tastes are so refined at an early age, we know what is good, bad, or ugly according to those tastes.

Unlike men, we have been given leave by society to comment on it.

That's all.

Nice guitar, BTW, Ron. Did you get it and your shirt at the Salvation Army?

Cheers,
Victoria

The Mojician said...

Who the heck is "ScarJo????"

Ann Althouse said...

Mojican: You're supposed to go to the links...

Ron said...

vbspurs: Why I got the shirt and guitar the same place you got your delightful, refined charm! Aren't they all just wonderful!

My comments weren't directed at Ann but the writers in the other places; non-gender specific insult intended...

olivia1 said...

Ahh, Go Fug Yourself...one of my secret daily addictions! It can definitely evoke a laugh out loud response. As a middle aged female whose daughter is well into her own adulthood, this is one of my few exposures to the current crop of young stars and the idiotic outfits they put together. Frankly, I love the delightfully snarky tone of the commentary and think the writers are brilliant at what they're doing.

Matt said...

ScarJo can look gorgeous, and she's delivered several damn solid performances, but on talk shows and in interviews, it often seems like she doesn't have a thought in her head. I prefer my starlets hot and thoughtful.

Lars said...

I kinda like the picture. She has a look of haughty disdain. I can almost hear her sneering "you worm". There is nothing wrong with the pic that a leather corset, FM pumps and a whip wouldn't fix.

And what's the deal with all the abreviated double names these days? J-Lo, K-Lo, FloJo, ScarJo. Enough already! Grief, I hope Marjo isn't planning a comeback.

vbspurs said...

Lars, it's called a 'trend'.

Blame it on FDR, who started this cutesy naming business. He birthed JFK, LBJ, MLK, and even (as I once saw at Cape Canaveral), RMN.

RMN? No matter how cool initialing sounds, RMN just doesn't cut it.

P.S.: RIP Flo-Jo.

Cheers,
Victoria

Postrockalypse said...

ScarJo is the perfect woman. Any Adam worth his Ribs and Applesauce knows that. Call me baby!

Postrockalypse said...

ScarJo is the perfect woman. Any Adam worth his ribs and applesauce knows that. Sssssssssssss.

Call me babiessssssssss.