Ah! Li'l Greenie looks so stark over there in the muddy lot.
I'm sorry. I really am.
Tonya says, "It looks like its eyes popped out of its head," as she goes to take a look at the passenger compartment.
You can see that it's perfectly intact, save for the deployed airbags.
It looks pretty good from this angle too:
Oh, but it's bad.
It's really bad:
Li'l Greenie gave his life for us. Goodbye, Li'l Greenie!
UPDATE: An emailer writes:
Seeing those photos of Li'l Greenie on your blog was very painful. It was like looking at an old lover who you have tossed aside 'cause he is a little banged up. One mistake and he is out with no hope of repair or reconciliation. Sitting there in his green overcoat, pain in his crossed eyes. He was so good to you, but no. It was all about the appearance wasn't it?
And now you are galavanting around with, who is it, Silvio? European? Too attractive for his own good, flashing his sculpted rear as though every road leads to Eurodiscoland and all eyes are on him. His seats, his heart, as black as a turtleneck on an Italian playboy. For shame. And you a lawyer. I am glad he completely thrills you, but, this Audi, this beast, slick and silver, will leave you longing for days past.
I have to look away, for there is a li'l greenie in all of us men thus rejected, and it is to painful to behold.
Wow, if you only knew how much resonance that actually has in the facts of my own life, you would not have dared to write that!
ANOTHER UPDATE: A reader writes in about the "pretty good from this angle" picture to note the crumpling in the section behind the door. You have to look closely at the picture to see that, but I can verify that that area of the car had an overall crumple to it, though the door closer to the impact zone was completely smooth. That is a matter of deliberate engineering, presumably, as the passenger seats are protected and the impact is absorbed elsewhere in the car. I knew the New Beetle was an especially crashworthy small car, and I want to thank Volkswagen for the good work.