"As a terrified employee sprinted away, it headed to the breakfast buffet and ate all the packets of honey. Another bear entered the resort’s spa and downed a three-liter jug of massage oil, while a third opened a door into a hotel hallway and chased away a housekeeper. Romania’s relationship with its bears has come undone. The brown bear — the ursus arctos — is one of the country’s national treasures, interwoven into its mythology. Villagers still host annual bear dances, a ritual that goes back to pre-Christian times, when people believed the animals staved off misfortune. Romania’s brutal Communist dictator, Nicolae CeauČ™escu, would flaunt his power by ordering aides to lure bears from the forest with food, then shooting them in a macabre display of machismo...."
From "The Law Protects Them. The Villagers Fear Them. Romania’s growing bear population has turned conservation into confrontation for people living in the shadows of the Carpathian Mountains" (NYT).
9 comments:
I planted Carpathian Walnut trees six years ago.This summer walnuts appeared. So far no bears.
Sometimes you get the bear, sometimes the bear gets you.
Help is on the way.
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Stephen Maturin got Jack Aubrey out of France wearing one of those bear outfits.
Why are the bears protected by law? Sounds like another stupid liberal idea. See, e.g., Canadian forest management policy. People first!
Look for the bear necessities
The simple bear necessities
Forget about your worries and your strife
I mean the bear necessities
That's why a bear can rest at ease
With just the bear necessities of life
The bear ate packets of honey? I would think “the packet” would be in hermetically sealed plastic containers such that they wouldn’t rot and also not smell. How did the bear know? Obviously another bear didn’t know it drank the massage oil, but maybe it had honey as an ingredient, or at least another flowery smell the bear liked.
When hiking in Bear Country, always remember to never forget to hike with at least one out-of-shape, unfit companion.
Honey, massage oil and housekeeper?
Should name those three bears Yogi, Diddy and Arnold.
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