July 17, 2025

Caught on camera.

1. "Coldplay’s ‘kiss cam’ zeroes in on mortified tech CEO Andy Byron and alleged HR-chief mistress Kristin Cabot" (NY Post)("Oh, what? Either they’re having an affair or they’re just very shy").

2. "Video shows boy, 7, being kidnapped at gunpoint — as dad runs and hides: 'Hell yeah I ran'" (NY Post)("I ran im thinking they tryna rob me not take my damn baby").

21 comments:

Dave Begley said...

Regarding Milwaukee, can I say that the rule of law has completely broken down and they are experiencing the law of the jungle?

Indigo Red said...

Well, that's embarrassing. The whole world now knows they are Coldplay fans.

Immanuel Rant said...

Indigo Red for the win.

Immanuel Rant said...

As an aside, isn't having separate labels for "Coldplay" and "Crime" a bit redundant?

Clyde said...

Kristin Cabot's job title is "Chief People Person." And she, indeed, seems like a people person.

Clyde said...

What do you think his pickup line was with her? "I'd like to see Uranus"?

mezzrow said...

Martha and the Vandellas - Nowhere To Run
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8n3ZiFHluMs&ab_channel=MarthaReeves%26TheVandellas-Topic

rehajm said...

…oh maan. Busted…Wasn’t there a successful lawsuit over the Infidelity Cam at the sea World Shamu show back in the day?

Greg The Class Traitor said...

I'm curious, is the father actually married to the mother?

And do we know the boy is actually his?

pious agnostic said...

There's a whole lot about the kidnapping story that stinks. Somebody was owed money, and thought they'd pick up some collateral.

Thank God the kid was found safe. And I pray that, wherever he goes next, he's in a safe home.

Paul Zrimsek said...

I will try to dox you.

Readering said...

Lesson learned. Act natural and who will notice?

Readering said...

Second lesson. Live to fight another day.

JaimeRoberto said...

He was just discussing French benefits with the head of HR.

Leland said...

Yeah. Mortified. That's like the perfect face to define the look. The concert will be expensive for them.

Yancey Ward said...

Indigo Red wins the internet for today.

narciso said...

does she get reported to hr

gadfly said...
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Greg The Class Traitor said...

Nah, Yancy, the one that won the internet was:
Coldplay hasn't released a single in years.
Last night they made two

gadfly said...
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Tom T. said...

Milwaukee has always been a tough town. When I was young, people were up in arms about this greaser biker in Milwaukee being a bad influence on kids. He hung out in the restroom, banged on the jukebox. Arthur something.

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