January 3, 2025

"On certain days — mainly when I feel broke — I wish I had it all back. Although it was money I never expected to have, $19,000 is an awful lot of money."

"It’s impossible for me not to wonder if I might be happier now had I saved it and continued to live with my body as it was. Like most people who pursue cosmetic surgery, I believed I’d made a decision for and by myself. But what if no one had ever commented on my breasts, or the prior lack thereof? What if I hadn’t seen 50 million TikTok videos of young women with flat chests in baggy T-shirts? What if my doctor had told me that I might be depressed for a month and my scars might look much worse than the pictures in his portfolio? Would I still have done it? Less often, and less practically, I worry, too, that by giving up breast tissue, I’ve sacrificed some future, as-yet-discovered version of myself: What if one day I want to dress like Sydney Sweeney but no longer have the rack for it? Never mind that I’m a homebody writer and almost 40. Never mind that I stopped showing any cleavage 15 years ago. I’m more than capable of feeling regret for not doing things I never wanted to do in the first place; I do it all the time."

Writes Katie Heaney, in "My Breast Reduction From Hell/After my divorce, I wanted to make a change. Then the complications started" (New York Magazine).

49 comments:

gilbar said...

Protip: money spent on body "modifications" can ALWAYS be spent elsewhere

Danno said...

First-world dilemma of a libtarded womyn.

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Ralph L said...

"what if no one had ever commented on my breasts, or the prior lack thereof? "
I'm confused, and I can't read the article.

RideSpaceMountain said...

"Less often, and less practically, I worry, too, that by giving up breast tissue, I’ve sacrificed some future, as-yet-discovered version of myself"

I think this is the first time I've seen a woman acknowledge in print that what they're about to worry about is not "practical". Good for her. An A for effort.

tommyesq said...

Obligatory NY Mag favors allowing children to cut off body parts with no concern over whether they will have regrets upon reaching maturity.

Obligatory "See how bad Tik Tok is, influencing people to do horrible things to themselves."

Real commentary - unhappiness comes from within, not from your physical form.

Former Illinois resident said...

I once bought a 4-seater hot tub on-line from Costco; also regretted that big-ticket purchase. Chopping-off healthy body-parts is not a regrettable consumer purchaser, but rather just self-delusion that self-mutilation will provide personal fulfillment and contentment.

Wince said...

Never mind that I’m a homebody writer and almost 40. Never mind that I stopped showing any cleavage 15 years ago. I’m more than capable of feeling regret for not doing things I never wanted to do in the first place; I do it all the time.

Huh?

Maybe she knew submitting this surgical odyssey was the only way she could get something of note published in NY Magazine?

Aggie said...

She doesn't really dwell on some of the typical complaints that large-breasted women have, which are mostly medical ones dealing with back/shoulder/neck pain, but also include difficulty finding clothes and making styles work. She keeps mentioning her 'gayness,' her failed marriage, etc etc. And of course the failures of the procedures. There's always the risk of that. You have to do your best up front to pick the right surgeon, with the right team, and it sounds like she didn't, honestly. I think she should tell us more about her motivations, since she brought it up.

rhhardin said...

It's always a style problem what to do with breasts. Pianist Yuja Wang is always interesting to watch for a current guide.

Nancy said...

Can't read it bc I reached my monthly article limit! What a shame!

JAORE said...

"... some future, as-yet-discovered version of myself...". Pro Tip: If you think you potentially could discover an "undiscovered" version of yourself in such a fundamental way, DON'T f*ck with an irreversible change.
File this under life-changing things done without thinking it through....

mikee said...

90,000 breast reductions in the US in 2023, and depending on how you classify post-surgical recovery issues and problems, 4% to 54% experienced "complications." That range occurs because complications can range from cosmetic to severely impacting health, and most reviews define the latter as more important than the former. In a review of almost 500 patients to classify these complications better, none had life threatening issues. The list of potential problems is long and all are discussed with patients before surgery. The choice to proceed is up to each patient under informed consent. Post surgical complaints might be considered normal cosidering there were pre surgical complaints and the goal of the surgery is to make things better, not necessarily perfect.

Virgil Hilts said...

OK article pay-walled, but author seems to have had normal body and is kind of cute (yes, I know she's gay). So, this seems really sad to me. I also have big problems with surgeons who fix clocks that are not broken. You can make a lot of money in PS, so why not just say no to people whose bodies are objectively fine.

TaeJohnDo said...

She didn't need a plastic surgeon, she needed a shrink. BTW, try archive dot is to be able to read an archived version. It often, but not always has a readable version available.

RideSpaceMountain said...

These "find myself" articles always remind of this meme. They're a genre of "pay attention to me and by bad decisions" prose, which is almost entirely female.

MadisonMan said...

Cosmetic surgery alone will not fix your entire life.

Nancy said...

Understood. But Mother Nature was telling me I could skip reading this one.

Joe Bar said...

The article is on Archive. I looked up her old pictures. They weren't THAT big.

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Tom T. said...

There are women whose breasts are so large that they cause constant back pain, and reduction surgery can provide relief. I don't get the sense that the author was in this category, though.

WhoKnew said...

Of course she regrets dropping the $19,000. It's got to rankle to pay that much for something that didn't work. I dropped at least $3,000 trying to keep an old jeep running a couple of years ago and I still think back on it with regret. Heck, I'm going through pre-regret as I contemplate buying new ski equipment at age 70 and worry whether I'll stay healthy enough to get enough use out of it.

William said...

You can't buy happiness, but good looking, healthy, rich people have a much better chance of finding happiness. I never spent that much money pursuing beauty, but I invested a lot of time in making money and a fair amount of time in staying healthy. It hasn't worked out all that great. Alternatives exclude. Whatever you do, forestalls your chance of doing something else.

Rana said...

Most women just get a haircut they regret.

phantommut said...

It's was always my body, my choice, until I regretted my choice.

gspencer said...

Agree. She must have Dolly Parton syndrome. Her knockers appear, based on this photo, to be nicely sized,

https://static01.nyt.com/images/2021/08/15/fashion/15MODERN-QA-HEANEY/merlin_192910176_9a212347-9eb8-4add-8271-13abe1f07057-jumbo.jpg?quality=90&auto=webp

Lem Vibe Bandit said...

Later, after posting about the super popular Latin American soap opera “Sin tetas no hay paraíso” (2008-2009) (Without breasts there’s no paradise) HERE I remembered an earlier soap opera that was also super popular called “Yo soy Betty, la Fea” (1999-2001) (I'm Betty, the Ugly One). Both TV soaps had super popular sequels.

The idea of changing/transforming physical appearance has been deeply ingrained in the Latin American cultural consciousness for well over two decades now.

The ghost in the shell is increasingly less and less happy with the shell.

Ann Althouse said...

""what if no one had ever commented on my breasts, or the prior lack thereof? "
I'm confused, and I can't read the article."

She remembered feeling bad before her breasts developed. People said things, etc. Then she grew very large breasts, and she experienced that too. Both were bad, and the way she was treated by others played into her decision to get breast reduction surgery, which she had thought she was doing for her own benefit, not because of how people had treated her.

CJinPA said...

I can never tell if these are genuine thoughts or writing material. Writers, mainly women it seems, increasingly rely on personal stories to land work. There is a financial incentive to twist facts and exaggerate.

Otherwise, this is a genuinely sad person.

Lem Vibe Bandit said...

If you notice the shift in how Saldaña's character looks from the Official clip and the first clip posted, makes me wonder if the difference came about as a result of the being "pretty" accusation.

Lem Vibe Bandit said...

"People said things, etc." - The idea that "observation creates the universe" may not be scientifically accurate... but in the time of the selfies, TikTok and streaming selves, "observation" is the universe we inhabit.

Lem Vibe Bandit said...

From Reddit see "Existential crisis iceberg" : "Observation creates the universe" (5th level down, counting from the top)

Lem Vibe Bandit said...

If you are "pretty" you aren't ... (see stereotype)

Wince said...

"Stop motorboating your Dad and elevator pitch me."

mikeski said...
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mikeski said...

“Yo soy Betty, la Fea” (1999-2001) (I'm Betty, the Ugly One)

Ugly Betty aired on ABC from 2006-2010, with America Ferrara in the lead role.

Lem Vibe Bandit said...

$19,000 would wipe out my debts and have money left over for... a man facial.

Rabel said...

Dude, TMI.

gilbar said...

Sin tetas was an EXCELLENT show. I never realized that Bogota was COLD!
Yo Soy Bettie was good too,

Christy said...

My cousin got gangrene as a result of her breast reduction surgery.

I theorize that large breasts in certain timid women lead to lesbianism. Teenage boys' attention scares the crap out of young girls; Rough adult men terrorize them. Thus begins a life more comfortable with women.

Goldenpause said...

Perhaps she would have been more satisfied if she had spent the money on a psychiatrist instead of a cosmetic surgeon.

rhhardin said...

Martha Argerich solves breast the problem with loose matronly garb and wild grey hair.

john mosby said...

hardin: "Pianist Yuja Wang"

Sounds like an Austin Powers villainess....

JSM

RideSpaceMountain said...

I'm sure she sees one already, and it's obviously not working.

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Ralph L said...

That's a good theory, Christy. It's known that most female prostitutes and strippers were abused as adolescents, which taught many of them contempt for men.

Eric the Fruit Bat said...

It would probably cost a lot of money, and it might well be impossible, but I've often thought it would solve all of my personal problems if I could find a cosmetic surgeon to turn me into a Cyclops.

Randomizer said...

The author should consider herself lucky. If she were a teenager, she'd be transitioning, hoping that would solve all of her problems. As it is, she is only out $19,000 for not much physical damage.

JK Brown said...

It's not about her breasts. She's 40 and as most of us do, coming face to face with how decisions (and none decisiions) have now defined out life and we don't get another take. I hit that around that age.

In the mid-1960s, this was defined as mid-life crisis, but aged at 35. But it isn't necessarily an end, for some, for many it can be a beginning.


The term seems to have originated in an essay by Elliott Jaques called “Death and the Midlife Crisis,” which appeared in the International Journal of Psycho-analysis in 1965.

"I first became aware of this period as a critical stage in development when I noticed a marked tendency towards crisis in the creative work of great men in their middle and late thirties. … This crisis may express itself in three different ways: the creative career may simply come to an end, either in a drying-up of creative work, or in actual death; the creative capacity may begin to show and express itself for the first time; or a decisive change in the quality and content of creativeness may take place."