October 28, 2013

An Althouse blog test.

Here's a picture:



What does it mean?

ADDED: A starting point.

AND: "Meade, is that really you with the green pants? Cute, I love hipsters with skinny legs."

48 comments:

Temujin said...

Iggy Pop is in town.

Mick Havoc said...

Get off my lawn

Pete the Streak said...

Elton John has a son?

Bob Boyd said...

Judging by the look on his face, the guy's dog wouldn't come and wanted to go home with Meade instead because the way the guy dresses is a constant embarrassment to his dog while Meade, on the other hand, doesn't even wear shorts.

Will Cate said...

(1) Men in green pants are even worse than men in shorts.

(2) He may be wearing green pants, but at least he's not wearing shorts.

Bob Boyd said...

Judging by the look on his face, the guy's dog wouldn't come and wanted to go home with Meade instead because the way the guy dresses is a constant embarrassment to his dog while Meade, on the other hand, doesn't even wear shorts.

FullMoon said...

Washing machine is broken.

Original Mike said...

Green is the new black.

ddh said...

The model wants to look like a studiously sloppy version of Pee Wee Herman.

Bob Boyd said...

Its almost Halloween.

El Pollo Raylan said...

Isn't that @MeadeMeade's old Twitter avatar? Before he went incognito?

Irene said...

Something made Meade change his avatar?

St. George said...

An undead Hunter S. Thompson is shambling through the streets of Washington, D.C, to rip out the livers of scum-sucking rancid swine and castrate each and every one of those piss-bucket drinking half-hyena whore shithead dwarves who infest Congress in this the evil year of 2013.

Rob said...

The fashion police are on strike.

MathMom said...

It's the 50th Anniversary of Doctor Who, and he is auditioning to be the Twelfth Doctor.

Howard said...

I really really give a fuck trying to look like I could give a fuck.

Edmund said...

I cried because I had no Air Jordans until I met a man with no shoelaces.

Inga said...

Mr. Greenjeans wants Captain Kangaroo to meet him on the corner in a half an hour?

Sorun said...

It's time (for some) to start thinking about Christmas.

Unknown said...

Some euro trash fop got a visa

Unknown said...

Some euro trash fop got a visa

Dave Hasbach said...

Apparently the boa in the bag would have been too much.

southcentralpa said...

"I'm hipper than you, and I know it."

MadisonMan said...

Ragstock having a sale?

rehajm said...

Some prescription sunglasses distort colors.

Bob R said...

That not everyone who bought The Velvet Underground and Nico started a band. Some of them just started to dress funny.

Henry said...
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Henry said...

No shorts. No shoelaces. Service.

MaxedOutMama said...

That the people who advise you not to wear green to a job interview because it makes you look untrustworthy are correct?

Tom said...

He is the Alt(er)house juxtapose. 1. Go to the photobucket account. 2. Look at the picture before and after this bic in elouisef2's stream.

The before/after photos represent two different versions of Alterhouse, no?

Tom said...

Alterhouse = Alternate Althouse

Hammond X Gritzkofe said...

It means I'll be crossing the street.

David said...

Meade's younger brother needs a place to stay for a while.

Gahrie said...

What does it mean?

Most babyboomers are still desperately trying to hold onto their youth....

RBB said...

Chivalry is dead.

Carnifex said...

It means someone doesn't give a flying whatever about your square/masochistic norms of dress--

or--

Someone got dressed in the dark during a 2 alarm fire--

or--

the professor was feeling a little lazy and just wanted to see what kind of mental ejaculate we would spill on her page.

Carnifex said...

And PLZ...If you must wear shorts, and are a male, do not wear the old shortleg style. That's just creepy.

Womens may feel free to wear as short as they like. All the way into the cooch. The shorter the better.

Unless you're a skank.

If you're a skamk, muffle that monkey.

(My wife is right. Sometimes I'm too coarse)

loricamper said...

"Wearin' my son's clothes."

Lamoreaux said...

That the Sartorialist is awesome?

Alex D. Novak said...

"No, it's not another excuse! I didn't get the job--really--because my mother dressed me funny."

FleetUSA said...

He's modelling hip green pants.

C R Krieger said...

Too many finger rings.

Regards  —  Cliff

dbp said...

Titus finally sent Althouse a selfie so that she could share with her readers just how fierce he looks on the streets of Cambridge.

Loren said...

Buy these hip, green pants.

William said...

Are there straight guys who dress minty in order to attract the kind of women who are attracted to minty guys?

Trashhauler said...

Dressing this way past the age of 28 is illegal in seven states.

Trashhauler said...

Dressing this way past the age of 28 is illegal in seven states.

Deirdre Mundy said...

A Captain Kangaroo fan trying out for the role of Mr. Greenjeans in the broadway production?