May 21, 2012

"Friends, Romans, countrymen..."

This amused me. Cowboy style. I ran across it because I was looking for the text to the famous Mark Antony speech, which I'd been forced to memorize in junior high school, many decades ago. (Here's Marlon Brando doing it, not amusingly.) And what got me testing my own memory was something I'd just read about Barack Obama, which someone had emailed me, a propos of the recent "born in Kenya" dustup. It's a GQ article from November 2009 called "Barack Obama's Work in Progress."
Over the past few years, we’ve gotten to know our president as a lot of different things: campaigner, lawyer, father, basketballer. But what if Obama’s first and truest calling—his desire to write—explains more about him than anything else? Robert Draper recounts the untold story of the first man since Teddy Roosevelt to serve as author in chief.
I haven't combed through that whole article looking for the Kenya connections, but I noticed this bit about Shakespeare:
Sometime in 2002, the young state senator pays a daytime visit to the Chicago Shakespeare Theater. The artistic director, Barbara Gaines, is happy to show the politician around. Watching the carpenters erect the set, he asks Gaines which play is about to be performed. “Julius Caesar,” she tells him.

At first, Obama doesn’t say anything. Then, in a very soft voice, he begins to recite some twenty lines from the play. As he does so, he places his hand on his heart, as if stricken by the words’ transcendent beauty.

The director is agog. She has never heard an elected official quote Shakespeare in such a way.
Now, wait a minute. Who, upon mention of "Julius Caesar," doesn't start going "Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me you ears..."? If it was some other 20 lines from the play, I might be impressed. The fact that he went on for 20 lines is sort of cool as a demonstration of memory. It's more than I can do without missing some words, but then, I learned it during the LBJ administration. But who goes on for 20 lines, putting on a memory show? Maybe you would if you saw that you were getting the director of the Chicago Shakespeare Theater agog.

And would you put your hand on your heart? (Cf., Obama not putting his hand over his heart during the National Anthem.)

Back to GQ:
Later, she tells a co-worker, “I just had the most amazing experience. I met the first politician to have the soul of a poet.” (The first, she means, since Abe Lincoln, who quoted lines from Macbeth less than a week before his assassination: I think our country sinks beneath the yoke…)
The soul of a poet. Doesn't anyone remember Eugene McCarthy?



Many women loved this Senator from Minnesota, who challenged LBJ in 1968, and the poetry was part of it. My maternal grandmother loved him because he was a poet. 1968 — there was a year. Bobby Kennedy pushes Senator McCarthy — the good Senator McCarthy — aside, LBJ declines to run, Martin Luther King is shot down, 2 months later Bobby follows him, and Nixon becomes inevitable.

By the way, speaking of MacBeth and LBJ, they made a play back then: MacBird!



The playwright, Barbara Garson said:
"People used to ask me then, 'Do you really think Johnson killed Kennedy?'... I never took that seriously. I used to say to people, 'If he did, it's the least of his crimes.' It was not what the play was about. The plot was a given."

49 comments:

Scott M said...

What you're missing is the visual. He had his hand over his heart because it looks good and is an easy way to glance down to see the words scribbled in Sharpe on your palm.

Phil 314 said...

Next from WhiteHouse.gov

"To thine own self be true"

Amy said...

I think I injured myself rolling my eyes too severely while reading this article. Can I sue someone for damages?

Scott M said...

20 lines, though? Really? Who would do that? That's sounds about a realistic as two gangs who are about to fight suddenly break into meticulously choreographed jazz hands moves.

edutcher said...

A lot of people would also do, "To be, or not to be...".

But maybe he never saw that movie.

Anonymous said...

I'm more convinced than ever that this guy is a complete Zelig.

A vacuous veneer.

I'm Full of Soup said...

Good one Amy!

Eric the Fruit Bat said...

In heaven, the poets have separate seating.

I'm Full of Soup said...

Btw, there seems to be zero record of Obama ever having written anything for work. I find that odd since some think he is this great fantastic writer. If one can write at all with skill, then one can write somehwat skillfully about anything- even if it is just dull law stuff or legislation stuff or OPED's so where is the proof that Obama can write?

virgil xenophon said...

Yes, Army, lots of us here ready to join you in a class-action suit..

Michael said...

God, it's easy to make a Chicago liberal cream her jeans.

David said...

I call bullshit.

Calypso Facto said...

Nothing like picking a poet to head up a $16 Trillion economy. He's putting his skills to good use though, writing an epic. As in "epic fail".

Scott M said...

In heaven, the poets have separate seating.

A point of order. Poets have the little room next to the mimes in hell. You know the one. It's floor to ceiling with copies of Heinlein and Burroughs.

Hagar said...

Did not Obama also visit Ireland and claim Irish heritage?

Did I see something about Obama referencing "Finnegan's Wake" somewhere?

Anonymous said...

"It was a dark and stormy economy....."

The Crack Emcee said...

It's fascinating how the good guys are hated and the bad guys are loved. Killing Kennedy would've been "the least" of LBJ's crimes? Hoo-boy, are these people confused.

When it came to the New (mediated) Left, LBJ was finally out of his league, but he wasn't out of his mind. I can still see McCarthy crying. JFK, RFK, MLK - all despicable cheating wretches and cowards, each with shrines to his name. The more I read the more I wish I could run across this nation, tearing it all down to make our divorce complete. It'll come, as surely as they did.

And here we are, at the end of their line, with Obama. The One. The Messiah. (Or, as they used to call MLK behind his back, "Da Lawd.") Sticking that chin in the air that anyone worth a shit can tell is made of glass. The disgust runs so deep it makes me gag.

If only we could've gone with Anyone-But-Romney now, we might've had a chance. But y'all love imagery more than thinking, the superficial more than the solid, a lie more than love. Love takes work - it's funny how you never hear that except with regards to marriage. 1968 put a whole new spin on everything.

Staying out of those 25¢ Porn Palaces is hard.

Just ask everyone you admire,...

Ann Althouse said...

Here's 20 lines:

Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears;
I come to bury Caesar, not to praise him.
The evil that men do lives after them;
The good is oft interred with their bones;
So let it be with Caesar. The noble Brutus
Hath told you Caesar was ambitious:
If it were so, it was a grievous fault,
And grievously hath Caesar answer'd it.
Here, under leave of Brutus and the rest--
For Brutus is an honourable man;
So are they all, all honourable men--
Come I to speak in Caesar's funeral.
He was my friend, faithful and just to me:
But Brutus says he was ambitious;
And Brutus is an honourable man.
He hath brought many captives home to Rome
Whose ransoms did the general coffers fill:
Did this in Caesar seem ambitious?
When that the poor have cried, Caesar hath wept:
Ambition should be made of sterner stuff...


Do you think he recited that far? If he did... wouldn't that be more weird than awesome?

I could have gone 4 lines without stumbling, based on the junior-high memorization. He did his memorizing in college, apparently, so it's actually pretty standard to remember over that period of time.

Ann Althouse said...

When that the poor have cried, Obama hath wept...

Ann Althouse said...

"The disgust runs so deep it makes me gag."

Some are agog and some are a-gag.

Scott M said...

If he did... wouldn't that be more weird than awesome?

Absolutely yes. There's an extra layer of weird about it, though. If you or I did it in the situation he did, they would look askance at us, possibly wonder just who the hell we were trying to impress.

Since he's the President, the first half-black president, the light-bringer, etc, there's an entire veneer of weird we could not approach. Nobody is going to interrupt, nobody is going to disparage afterward.

As far as memorization, isn't it plausible that he knew he was going to see these people prior? Couldn't have looked it up and brushed up on it so he COULD make through 20 lines without a hiccup? Doesn't that make the story more weird?

Chip S. said...

Maybe the "20 lines" include the blow at the after-party.

traditionalguy said...

Obama likly does use Julius Carsar as his role model.

Caesar was a would be dictator forced temporarily into playing traditional City of Rome's political game within the State Religion and the Senate, but always with the ultimate goal being to remake the new Empire's administration.

Caesar's fame was from his killing Vercingetoriex in Gaul.

And Obama has an enemy like Brutus, named Bill Clinton.

John henry said...

What is the big deal/mystique with poets and poetry?

Somehow they get elevated above all others.

McCarthy - "He's a poet, that gives him magical powers"

Vaclev Havel - "He's a poet, that gives him magical powers"

And so on.

Nothing against poetry, though a lot of it seems like pretentious drivel to me.

I just don't see the big deal about it.

Seems like prose is more useful than poetry, in general. Seems like prose is more interesting to read than poetry, in general.

Can someone explain this mystique about poetry to me?

John Henry

Wince said...

Althouse: I was looking for the text to the famous Mark Antony speech, which I'd been forced to memorize in junior high school, many decades ago. (Here's Marlon Brando doing it, not amusingly.)

Here's the rendition I'll always remember best... and it is amusing.

Wince said...

Actually, now that I think back, I found it quite disturbing, for the reasons some of the YouTube commenters point out.

CWJ said...

I actually read MacBird back in the sixties. Thanks for the memory.

Regarding the author's "least of his crimes" comment, it smells of cocktail party posturing. How droll.

I'm certain the 20 lines claim is hogwash. I suspect that 2 became 20 because then you've got a good story to tell and you can bask in the glow of the One. Praise for Obama, no matter how absurd, is meant to highlight and focus attention on the speaker/writer, not the subject.

Comanche Voter said...

Geez Louise. His "first love was writing". Well shut my mouth. Two ghost authored books, no law review articles either as the President of Harvard Law Review or as that famous "constitutional law professor". Where's the beef so to speak?

Is he suffering from some writer's block that keeps the rest of us from enjoying his "first love"?

I do believe that there are a large number of Obamabots out there who have simply walked away from a mental health facility.

ndspinelli said...

Shakespeare is not taught very much in high school any longer. It's challenging and feminists find him terribly sexist. Reason number 853 to hate feminism.

Ann Althouse said...

Bob Dylan on being a poet:

Now they asked me to read a poem
At the sorority sisters’ home
I got knocked down and my head was swimmin’
I wound up with the Dean of Women
Yippee! I’m a poet, and I know it
Hope I don’t blow it

Michael said...

To compare T. Roosevelt with BHO in any way is a hate crime.

Chip S. said...

Can we be sure she didn't say he had the soles of a poet?

Anonymous said...

In related news, the missing Indian ancestress of Elizabeth Warren was revealed to be Nokomis from "The Song of Hiawatha".

Scott M said...

Can we be sure she didn't say he had the soles of a poet?

You guys are missing the point. She is one of those that believes that when you eat something, you gain it's power, thus, he has the soul of a poet.

Bob said...

I performed Antony's speech in AP English when I was a senior in high school. I went all out and rented a Roman soldier's outfit (actually just a tunic and a plastic breastplate, plus some sandals I owned), gave myself five o'clock shadow with watercolor paint, and hammed it up as if I was Charlton Heston. Got an "A" for it. The only other person who got an "A" was a girl who dressed up as a witch and performed the Double, double boil and trouble incantation from MacBeth.

Anonymous said...

The only line of Julius Caesar I can recite from memory is "I won."

Chip S. said...

She is one of those that believes that when you eat something, you gain it's power

So that's why Elizabeth Warren is so crabby.

Anonymous said...

Obama. The One. The Messiah.

We can now add The Bard of Trayvon to the list.

Scott M said...

So that's why Elizabeth Warren is so crabby.

Well, when you plagiarize a French guy, you're bound to pick up some of his innate surliness.

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Freeman Hunt said...

In high school we were assigned to rewrite Hamlet as a short story adapted to the setting of our choosing. Best assignment of the year.

That Obama might know some Shakespeare makes me like him more. At least he knows this one thing worth knowing.

Freeman Hunt said...

I can't imagine he really went on so long. He doesn't seem to be a socially awkward person. Maybe the silly people urged him on.

Amartel said...

"Maybe the silly people urged him on."

And maybe some swooning Obamabot is making stuff up. They do that, Obamabots. (See, e.g., Kathy Griffin swooning over the Harvard Law Professor.) Their truth is relative.

Rusty said...

Now if it was Chaucer. In the vernacular, Then I'd be impressed.

Steve in Philly said...

I had a form of student press credentials for one of the last bit antiwar protests in May 1971, where McCarthy, by then out of the Senate, was one of many speakers. Well after he was done, two of us saw him heading down the steps to the Capitol, and approached him, looking for quotes. I askes him about his having gone back to teaching (at U. Maryland.) His self-deprecating answer was, 'It's only one day a week. Leaves a lot of time for politicking. Besides, you never know what to do with yourself on Tuesdays anyway.' Disagreed with his policies, but treasured the encounter!

Known Unknown said...

I always recalled Brando sashaying around more, a little more flamboyant than he actually was in that scene.

Joseph said...

I thought that memorizing a strategic passage from Shakespeare was one of the standard "how to impress the rubes" tricks that gets taught in college professional programs.

It's pretty simple. If someone tries to make you look like a bookworm, grind, or number-cruncher, you drop some Shakespeare on him to display your "poetic soul" (the fact that you bother to memorize something proves that Shakespeare "moved you".) And if someone tries to make you look like a dork by quoting a line or two, you can one-up the person by dropping ten or twelve lines on him. You also memorize parts of Shakespeare that common people have heard about in school so they'll recognize when you've burned someone by quoting the St. Crispin's Day speech.

ampersand said...

Stacy Keach, Rue McClanahan, William Devane, John Pleshette, and Cleavon Little were all in the original cast of MacBird.They also recorded it to vinyl

The Blogger said...

so in what play did he say Veni, Vidi, Vici? Was that right after he invented salad?