May 2, 2011

"At least bin Laden lived to see the Royal Wedding..."

Oh, yes... and to hear Obama's marvelous comic routine at the White House Correspondents' Dinner.

21 comments:

Fred4Pres said...

That is a funny comment.

Fred4Pres said...

Was Osama bin Laden wearing a knock off of Kate's dress?

I am sure there is a cottage industry of seemstresses knocking off copies in Pakistan.

Lincolntf said...

Show me the long-form Death Certificate or it didn't happen.

Rich B said...

I wonder how much fun Obama would have if he had to sit through the right-wing version of Colbert, like Bush had to do.

Original Mike said...

And, he went to his grave knowing that the Green Bay Packers are World Champions!

David said...

I also liked: "Congratulations, President Obama, on finally being declared a U.S. citizen and killing Bin Laden all in the same week."

Plus the bloodthirsty Village Voice published a photo of "fucking dead" Osama. Head shot indeed.

Jim said...

Umm...we got Osama a week ago...Which means that he didn't live to see either.

Queen Mother said...

Hilarious. But like I said, show me the money or you're a broke bustah - straight up. DNA comparison to who and or what? I want to see the body or this is Area 51 to me.

Don't take our faces off of what is real, if this is true wouldn't that cause a threat? If not why not? I am sure they are pissed their leader is killed, gangs do retaliations why wouldn't a terrorist organization?

This isn't a gentleman's game people.

Mary said...

I'm pretty sure he was dead earlier in the week, and it just took time to confirm.

Highly doubt he was alive Saturday night. But don't let facts get in the way of your narrative, Professor.

;-)

Tibore said...

"I am sure they are pissed their leader is killed, gangs do retaliations why wouldn't a terrorist organization?"

And what, Al Qaeda's never wanted to hit America prior to this?

The difference between a terrorist calling something a strike and calling it retribution lies in the excuse they make, not in a presumption that they weren't thinking about hitting a target before finding an excuse.

E.M. Davis said...

Obama's marvelous comic routine

Why is this not in scare quotes?

Mary said...

Lol E.M.

Remember, she voted for Da Man.

edutcher said...

I wonder if he had a chance to reflect on how Dear Old Blighty helped his country gain its independence from the Turks?

MadisonMan said...

Heh. After the tornadoes raked Alabama, one of my fb friends status-ed that he hoped the power would be restored in time for the wedding.

Fred4Pres said...

Osama died in Abbotsbad? Is that next to Costellosbad?

Q. Who's on first?

A. I don't know, but I do know Osama bin Laden is out.

MadisonMan said...

By the way: Megatron was buried at sea, too. Look how well that turned out.

wv: comedl .. (So close! So close!)

Queen Mother said...

where's Matt Damon when you need him ?

jim said...

"Umm...we got Osama a week ago...Which means that he didn't live to see either."

Truth is the V-2 of Liberal Fascism!

Fred4Pres said...

Did they have a dish TV on the safe house, or did Osama spend his days annoying his wives and reading the Koran?

Harry Phartz said...

But he wasn't watching. The dog that didn't bark at that compuind was the lack of communication technology (and the trash burning, etc.) So he didn't get the big laffz on the last day of his miserable life.

JaneLovesJesus said...

" . . .and to hear Obama's marvelous comic routine at the White House Correspondents' Dinner."

yeah, I hear Obama killed!