1. Obama promised to get his girls a dog, and a year ago Malia determined that the goldendoodle was "the optimal dog," but they're getting a lot of political pressure to adopt a stray. Because others cast off dogs they don't want, you shouldn't be able to get the breed you find optimal, in the original puppy form?
2. Some YouTube guy has taught his dog to say "Obama." (Via BoingBoing.)
3. "Well, is it possible that Obama is not reserving his attack dog for his enemies, but his friends?"