What lines does he use?
"Why must I be surrounded by frickin' idiots?"
"Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to my underground lair. I have gathered here before me the world's deadliest assassins."
"When Dr. Evil gets angry, Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset, and when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset people DIE!"
"My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy."
I'm picturing this, when anyone is bringing him bad news: