April 9, 2026
"For almost everyone, writing books is a low-paying job! For most it pays literally nothing!"
Why not eat 11 doughnuts?
This is so insane
— Wall Street Apes (@WallStreetApes) April 8, 2026
“Crumbl Cookies is now selling a cookie with the amount of sugar you would get, not in 1, not in 5, BUT 11 of these Krispy Kreme donuts”
This one cookie has 69 ingredients including one that crosses the blood brain barrier
How is this legal?? pic.twitter.com/ygUcmxo6n2
"They provided $0 to deal with the ongoing genocide of MMIWG2SLGBTQQIA+."
NDP MP Leah Gazan: "They provided $0 to deal with the ongoing genocide of MMIWG2SLGBTQQIA+,"pic.twitter.com/9KXxlKUuf0
— Defiant L’s (@DefiantLs) April 8, 2026
After a year of using A.I., TurboTax looks and feels maddeningly clunky.
I paid for TurboTax and TurboTax kept goading me to pay even more to get more help from some additional service, but, of course, I took all my questions to Grok. Somehow it took me hours. What used to feel fast and helpful now feels archaic, abstruse, and ugly. I'm having deja vu. Did I say this last year? No, but looking for that, I found this:
April 8, 2026
At the Sunrise Café...
"I was walking with my girlfriend when we saw him. Shirtless, in late-afternoon sunlight, J.F.K., Jr., was playing Frisbee, wearing nothing but black athletic shorts..."
Writes Jeffrey Eugenides, in "My Unrequited Love Story with J.F.K., Jr./I knew John F. Kennedy, Jr., not that well and not that long, but enough to have experienced the gravitational pull he exerted, like some great big moon"
(The New Yorker).
"The euphoria of the first moon landing was directly connected to our ambivalence about the science that made it possible."
Writes Philip Kennicott, in "Trump’s dark rhetoric eclipses the new wonders of the Space Age" (WaPo).
"The British government has blocked Ye from entry on the grounds that his presence would not be conducive to the public good...."
Meanwhile, in Toronto...
🚨 Iranians are OUT IN THE STREETS CELEBRATING, cheering President Trump and the collapse of the brutal regime!
— Gunther Eagleman™ (@GuntherEagleman) April 7, 2026
After decades of oppression, the people are dancing, waving flags, and thanking Trump for finally taking action.
Freedom is coming to Iran!pic.twitter.com/Cjn7GEwsr2
This reminds me of the way her husband, Gavin Newsom, told black people "I’m like you. I’m no better than you. You know, I’m a 960 SAT guy."
Holy shit. Gavin Newsom’s Wife Jennifer ran over and killed her own sister with a golf cart…then tells San Quentin Prisoners for Life, “Yours were probably accidents too…”
— Liz Churchill (@liz_churchill10) April 7, 2026
What TF is wrong with her? pic.twitter.com/rbOk6gcYMu
Trump has determined that Iran "has gone through what will be a very productive Regime Change."
The United States will work closely with Iran, which we have determined has gone through what will be a very productive Regime Change! There will be no enrichment of Uranium, and the United States will, working with Iran, dig up and remove all of the deeply buried (B-2 Bombers) Nuclear “Dust.” It is now, and has been, under very exacting Satellite Surveillance (Space Force!). Nothing has been touched from the date of attack. We are, and will be, talking Tariff and Sanctions relief with Iran. Many of the 15 points have already been been agreed to. Thank you for your attention to this matter. President DONALD J. TRUMP
So the regime change has already happened — or the declaration that it has happened has been made — past tense. But there's a switch to the future tense, declaring something to be true in the future: great productiveness. I presume Trump's adversaries will call this wishful thinking... at best. But who knows? They'll embrace good results if they become obvious or if they perceive that the people are repelled by their pessimism.
Trump also posted this a few minutes ago:
A Country supplying Military Weapons to Iran will be immediately tariffed, on any and all goods sold to the United States of America, 50%, effective immediately. There will be no exclusions or exemptions! President DJT
Trump would like to get back to managing everyone with the device of tariffs.
"Berliner here. Don't fool yourselves. The Nightclub scene in Berlin is dead. And it was destroyed by people like you who turned it into a tourist attraction."
"At its core, fentanyl is a supply-driven problem. Problem is, local efforts have relied on demand-reduction strategies..."
From "Overdose deaths are plummeting. Here’s what worked. Efforts to disrupt the supply of fentanyl are paying off. We cannot back down" (WaPo).
"There will be lots of positive action! Big money will be made."
A big day for World Peace! Iran wants it to happen, they’ve had enough! Likewise, so has everyone else! The United States of America will be helping with the traffic buildup in the Strait of Hormuz. There will be lots of positive action! Big money will be made. Iran can start the reconstruction process. We’ll be loading up with supplies of all kinds, and just “hangin’ around” in order to make sure that everything goes well. I feel confident that it will. Just like we are experiencing in the U.S., this could be the Golden Age of the Middle East!!! President DONALD J. TRUMP
We’ll be just “hangin’ around”... ready to bomb you back to the Stone Age if you don't pick up on this lots-of-positive-action vibe. Don't you want big money?
The builder wants to build. On top of all of that demolition.
