April 30, 2024

"Your job is to be clever and agile enough that wherever they put the gates, I'm gonna make the gate."

That's where Seinfeld ends up, but not until after he decries "the extreme left and PC crap" which makes comedy writers need to "worry so much about offending other people."

67 comments:

WWIII Joe Biden, Husk-Puppet + America's Putin said...

The Extreme Left are to blame for ALL of our problems.

Joe Biden is Husk-Puppet team captain for the corrupt extreme left.

WWIII Joe Biden, Husk-Puppet + America's Putin said...

The most hilarious/sad thing about the idiotic extreme left - is they destroy all humor - but are all OK rape fantasy and child molestation.

rehajm said...

It’s the left. The. Left.

rehajm said...

If Jerry says he supports Trump he’s not gonna make the gate…

rehajm said...

If Jerry says he stands with Jews he’s not going to make the gate. He said he visited Israel with his family and they were there during the rocket attacks. They mat not let him back out on the course to miss the gate….

Eva Marie said...

Are all gates inherently bad?

rhhardin said...

He never struck me as funny. The laugh track probably did it.

rehajm said...

…but I get what he’s saying- that which begat Notthattheresanythingwrongwiththat. He may be the only one that agile…

Gusty Winds said...

Imagine committing your life to a left wing political movement that destroyed everyone's ability to laugh. Or, taking offense to everything and not being able to laugh at yourself.

Who is to blame? 1)White Women 2)Feminists 3)Lesbians 4)Liberal Universities

Yancey Ward said...

Seinfeld looks good for a 70 year old- might live to 100+.

Yancey Ward said...

Comedy is only dead on the Left.

Rusty said...

The funny thing about the left is they're so easily triggered. If you just make a gesture they lose their shit. The banana at the gaza protest had me laughing out loud.

rehajm said...

Clarkson’s Farm Season 3 is coming at the end of the week. Shorsey Season 3 coming next month. Letterkenny is over but there’s all twelve seasons on Hulu. They probably aren’t things septuagenarians are interested in but they are funnier than those old shows. The Roberta Bondar cold open deserves a place in the TV comedy HoF next to Lucy’s conveyor belt and The Contest.

Howard said...

His advice is to keep fighting. Satirizing the Looney tunes left is the best weapon. They haven't cancelled any of the non-PC comics. In fact, they are more popular than ever thanks to Joe Rogan.

Mr. O. Possum said...

Stumbled across a 1971 episode of Woody Allen hosting The Tonight Show with guest Bob Hope.

Allen was slovenly, unprepared, and stumbled through his chat with sofa-warming Ed McMahon. No monologue. He delivered an odd joke about "horny children."

Hope was smooth as silk. Dressed to the nines. A pro. He and Allen fawned over each other. Hope tossed off a few lame jokes about NY taxis and being afraid to go to the bathroom in glass-coated NYC skyscrapers. He admitted that he used a team of writers for 30 years!

Aggie said...

I hate to break the news, but the Progressive Left hasn't done a single toxic thing that they weren't allowed to do.

Cappy said...

Humor is racist.

narciso said...

Allen was the lefty that was the but of the joke, in sleeper he strongly suggests the circumstance we find ourselves in,

Ann Althouse said...

"Comedy is only dead on the Left."

Yeah, you can't be dead if you were never alive.

Tom said...

If you want to know who holds power in a society, find what that which cannot joked about or mocked.

Jerry Seinfeld, Dave Chappell, Bill Burr, and Bill Maher are all fighting the Left and the cancel culture. I doubt all of them are raging right wing conservatives. They’re all free speech moderates who have forced to defend free speech and expression.

In reality, we don’t have a unified left-right libertarian movement to counter a very unified left-right authoritarian movement. To the extent we do have a liberty movement, it’s being led by Burr, Chappell, Seinfeld & Maher. What none of them have connected the dots on is that the perpetual state of war, the importation of millions of illegal immigrants, DEI, ESG, Climate Change, domestic spying, the continued drug war and police militarization, speech restrictions, and cancel culture are all related.

There are good, noble, honorable reasons for each of these actions that hide their nefarious intent. The good, noble, and honor reasons are what the authoritarians use to make us feel guilty when we verbalize the nefarious intent.

MadTownGuy said...

rhhardin said...

"He never struck me as funny. The laugh track probably did it."

He was hilarious on "Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee," due in no small part to his skills an interviewer. He knew when to let the guest talk, and when to pop off with a one-liner when the situation warranted. Also, cars. And coffee.

I never got into "Seinfeld," mostly because that bass riff every thirty seconds was intolerable.

narciso said...

except maher will probably pull the lever, for biden, he doesn't see that newsom has turned the state into a dumpster fire, he wanted this remember 'we need a depression to regain our democracy, this is what democracy looks like, chapelle similarly did not understand the vampires he was inviting, you cannot observe absurdity, you must celebrate it,

Howard said...

Most comics and 90% of the top tier identify as left leaning.

The ease in which I can trigger people on this blog writing nonsensical sarcastic bullshit using the same logic of trumpers inverted is more evidence that you right wing nut jobs have zero off sense of humor other than your titillation by cruelty

WWIII Joe Biden, Husk-Puppet + America's Putin said...

Add: The radical extreme left are pro child mutilation in the name of the next victim frontier - trans-insanity.

Also -the left are on the march to destroy women's and girl's sports. Biden and his crack team of soros-cratxi - just removed the rights of women out of Title 9.

shhh - not a peep from NBC affiliates.

wildswan said...

It's hard to make jokes about people who say they are for freedom but take away other people's freedom when they say they are not for freedom for all, only for freedom for those like themselves. When Americans say they are ready to enforce their point of view with the murder of unarmed civilians and rape, where's the joke? I suppose there is a sort of bitter humor in seeing how other Americans simply don't hear what is being said. Hamas "We support decolonization and 10/7 is what decolonization looks like and the US needs to be decolonized" Woman student "I support you because what you are saying is that we should eat more wild rice and make land acknowledgements more often." Or here's a real joke. Some descendants of the Lenape, the tribe who lived in Manhattan, should show up at the encampment and demand to run it in accord with Native American traditions. Natural products for tent construction. No sending out for pizza. Women to grind the corn; men to hunt, well, rats and dogs, I suppose. I'm sure they're plentiful.

gspencer said...

I'm glad that they're people out there who can tell me that Seinfeld is funny. That way I know when I'm supposa laugh/

narciso said...

which ones the one that relied on Weinstein to get their projects greenlit, much like the folks at Nickelodeon, that went to hell in a handbasket,

donald said...

It’s not funny because that’s not what you’re doing.

n.n said...

Not that there is anything wrong with that.

Of course not...

WWIII Joe Biden, Husk-Puppet + America's Putin said...

Jews are watching and listening to the over the top Jew hate spewing from behind masked losers on college campuses.

WWIII Joe Biden, Husk-Puppet + America's Putin said...

but wait -

Kristi Noem shoots dogs!

Lilly, a dog said...

Howard reveals the trick! Not to worry, they won't get it. Keep on trolling 'em, you Legend.

Oligonicella said...

F'k'em if they can't take a cartoon.

Rit said...

Howard said: The ease in which I can trigger people on this blog writing nonsensical sarcastic bullshit using the same logic of trumpers inverted is more evidence that you right wing nut jobs have zero off sense of humor other than your titillation by cruelty

Excuse making at its funniest! Thanks for the laugh.

William said...

Seinfeld came of age in the sweet spot. No comedian who ever came before made as much money and no comedian who will come after will ever make as much. He had a hit show when network television was the most massive mass market, and then came residuals. I don't think even Bob Hope made as much money. So far as I know, his private life isn't marred by scandal, but he did get to court a girl half his age. Although eyebrows were raised, no condemnations were made. He's a talented comedian and a faithful husband. He deserves his success, but the vagaries of fate have much to do with his preeminence in the field of comedy......Whether he gets to the gate or not will have no appreciable effect on his future happiness.

Temujin said...

Good to see Seinfeld giving more than a few talks over the last couple of years on the 'death of comedy'. He's always been funny. And weirdly, he didn't have to swear or talk about body parts to be funny. Well...not crudely anyway.

But, what's weirder for me is that Seinfeld is a born in New York Jew. Which, by that very phrase means he spent his life as a 'liberal'. Perhaps he still is. More of the classic old Liberal that Democrats used to be. But as I listen to him or read interviews, he's sounding more conservative all the time. As are others who have some years put in already.

But the new comedians? With a handful of exceptions, they follow the Woke mandates. And they're not funny.

mikee said...

I, for one, still laff at the frying pan held by Jerry, with Tom's face imprinted in it, and the small puff of desert dust when the Coyote hits the bottom of the cliff. Sometimes simple things are the best.

Smilin' Jack said...

Lenny Bruce, George Carlin, Richard Pryor, etc. didn’t worry about gates. They smashed through them and cleared the way for Burr, Chappell, and Rogan. Comedy may be our last best hope against the imposition of Newspeak and Goodthink.

rehajm said...

He's still gonna raise money for Democrats, vote for Democrats. Despite the left's genocide support elite Jews aren't all that interested in defending themselves this go around...

Jamie said...

The ease in which I can trigger people on this blog writing nonsensical sarcastic bullshit using the same logic of trumpers inverted is more evidence that you right wing nut jobs have zero off sense of humor other than your titillation by cruelty

Or maybe you're not that good at sarcasm?

My daughter has a friend who's dating a guy who wants to be - claims to be? - a comedian. Sadly his explanation for why he never gets laughs is the same.

See also: when you leave your house and the first person you encounter is an a-hole, you've encountered an a-hole. When you leave your house and every person you encounter all day is an a-hole...

MadisonMan said...

wherever they put the gates
There's a Bill and Melinda joke in there, but I'm not funny enough.

Howard said...

The trick, Jamie is to not be afraid of bombing. Most professional comedians are only occasionally funny. I know that most of my stick is Uber lame. Posting here is like working the crappy little clubs. You try a bunch of BS out and see what works and what doesn't. Then in real life I crack up my friends with the better stuff. Plus I get to tell them what's going on in the Trump hive mind from the front lines.

Wince said...

Seinfeld said...
"Your job is to be clever and agile enough that wherever they put the gates, I'm gonna make the gate."

Hassan Ben Sober,

You are late.
I got the diamond.
You got the gate.

[Signed]
"Omagosh"
Emir of Schmow

Joe Smith said...

And yet, his new movie co-stars Amy Schumer and Jim Gaffigan, two of the most strident, politically correct DEI liberal cocksuckers in Hollywood.

Jerry, you can do better...

Joe Smith said...

'He never struck me as funny. The laugh track probably did it.'

He's not very funny, but he was lucky enough to get hooked up with Larry David.

If you've watched 'Curb,' it is glaringly obvious who wrote 99% of Seinfeld episodes.

At that time I don't think David thought of himself as a front-of-camera guy.

So Jerry is the front man and makes a billion dollars.

Nice work if you can get it...

PM said...

Lucky to have lived in the time of "Don't use nest. Don't use egg."

Rich said...

The tendency to silence other people has always been a human characteristic. The only reason it seems like a bigger deal today is that social media creates the illusion of massive pushback to certain people and ideas even when only a handful of people are doing it.

We need to stop giving in to this gaslighting. And we all need to lighten up. People are going to say things you don't like. Get over it.

n.n said...

These jokes are making me laugh... grin.

n.n said...

This comic is real and spectacular.

You think you're funny, punk?
No jokes for you. Next!

Rusty said...

Lilly, a dog said...
"Howard reveals the trick! Not to worry, they won't get it. Keep on trolling 'em, you Legend."
Uh. We've known this for a long, long time. Howard doesn't do sarcasm well. Most lefties don't. We've never been in any danger of Howard actually being funny. You could see that if you weren't a dog.
Now go fetch.

n.n said...

A girl with a name that rhymes with mulva. Subtle.

Lilly, a dog said...

Rusty, I didn't eat your chickens. Please don't shoot.

Rabel said...

Did he give Michael Richards a role in his new movie?

n.n said...

No, it was clitoris. A mnemonic that would be ironic in generations Trans.

WWIII Joe Biden, Husk-Puppet + America's Putin said...

NBC Rich - no one on the right is trying to shut anyone down. You make a good leftist.

Lem the artificially intelligent said...

He says that like it’s expected of him, standing up for the young stand ups coming up.

Rusty said...

Lilly, a dog said...
"Rusty, I didn't eat your chickens. Please don't shoot."
Get back in kennel.

Anna Keppa said...

Howard said...
Most comics and 90% of the top tier identify as left leaning.

The ease in which I can trigger people on this blog writing nonsensical sarcastic bullshit using the same logic of trumpers inverted is more evidence that you right wing nut jobs have zero off sense of humor other than your titillation by cruelty
**********

Yeah, Howard: Seinfeld can't be funny any more because of the RIGHT. The RIGHT, not the censorious LEFT, killed comedy.

Face it: you couldn't reason your way out of a chinese finger puzzle.

Fool

Joe Smith said...

Btw, Jerry looks great for 70, but what's with the glasses?

Did he discover electricity?

Jay Vogt said...

This is one that I think it would be interesting to learn more about. Jerry Seinfled made note of it, as have other entertainment industry professionals. The notion is that scripts go through some vetting by committees or quality control geeks. I'm sure that's true, but that's all I think that I know:

Who does that?
What kind of training do they have for it.
Who's their boss?
Can they get promoted or fired?
How much Omph do they have?
What kind of salary are we talking about here?
What kind of performance goals do they have?
Could they have some sort of spokesperson or union or something?

Jamie said...

The trick, Jamie is to not be afraid of bombing. Most professional comedians are only occasionally funny.

Fair enough!

I know that most of my stick is Uber lame.

I'm sorry, man, but most of your stuff is unrecognizable as comedy. I speak as someone who enjoys reading your stuff here anyway - but if you're actually doing comedy, you are not succeeding - at least - as you never fail to use pejoratives to point out - not in this crowd.

Posting here is like working the crappy little clubs.

No offense, Althouse...

Of course we all spend time elsewhere, and we're all here because this is the best commentariat around, thanks to our host's light hand and occasionally cutting carpet-calling and thanks to the interesting, smart, and generally honest nature of the commenters themselves - there are darn few places where people on opposite sides give any credit where it's due, but it does happen here.

Then in real life I crack up my friends with the better stuff. Plus I get to tell them what's going on in the Trump hive mind from the front lines.

But sure, Howard, your friends are the real judges of a friend's comic stylings! (Have you seen the Cheers episode where everyone encourages Cliff to go do a comedy open mike? Or, indeed, attended any karaoke bar ever?) And Althouse is where the "Trump hive mind" hangs out!

It doesn't matter, though - my husband invariably cracks up a crowd but has zero interest in commenting here, so maybe you're just put for some weird challenge.

Drago said...

Over-compensating Non-combat "vet" Howitzer Howard: ""The trick, Jamie is to not be afraid of bombing. Most professional comedians are only occasionally funny. I know that most of my stick is Uber lame. Posting here is like working the crappy little clubs. You try a bunch of BS out and see what works and what doesn't. Then in real life I crack up my friends with the better stuff. Plus I get to tell them what's going on in the Trump hive mind from the front lines."

(Morgan Freeman Narrator Voice): Literally nothing of what Howard wrote actually occurs.

Yancey Ward said...

Here is photo of Howard spending time with his friends telling them about Trump Hiveminders. I don't know if Howard and his friends got stranded at sea with nothing to eat on the life raft.

Narayanan said...

"Your job is to be clever and agile enough that wherever they put the gates, I'm gonna make the gate."
=================
trying to figure out difference between 'make the gate' v 'make it to the gate'

HELP Me

Rusty said...

" I crack up my friends with the better stuff. "
You have friends?
There are people who admit to being your friend?
Are they real?

Yancey Ward said...

"You have friends?
There are people who admit to being your friend?
Are they real?"


Of course Howard talks to real friends and it only costs him $2.50 for the first minute and 79 cents per minute after that.

Rusty said...

Tancy
+1