IN THE COMMENTS: Dubiousness. From Strelnikov:
An obvious lie. Any man knows he can pull over and pee anywhere along the road. What kind of biker worries about peeing outdoors?And from DanTheMan:
Back when I was a police officer, I heard this one a lot. It's part of the top 3 excuses:
1) Stuck gas pedal
2) Cruise control malfunction
3) Urgent bathroom emergency
If you gave me one of those excuses, you generally guaranteed yourself a citation.