April 19, 2013

Purchases of the day.

That's right – more than one.

From the April 18, 2013 Amazon Associates Report:
Lee Men's Big-Tall Belted Wyoming Cargo Short
and
Columbia Men's Battle Ridge Short
By using the Althouse portal, you can buy things you want, pay nothing extra, and make a contribution to this blog. We notice. We appreciate it. And only if you show us your knobby hairy knees will we know it's you.

The Althouse Amazon portal: because it's springtime, you're rugged, and, hey, who doesn't want to be comfortable?

We get that. Really we do.

9 comments:

Ann Althouse said...

"Short"? I guess it's like "pant."

Be careful ordering a "pair of pants." You might get 2.

Mitchell the Bat said...

So it turns out that men's shorts now come with "Omni-Shade UPF 30 Sun Protection."

It's nice to know there won't be so many sunburned dicks out there.

Mitchell the Bat said...

I have to wonder how many guys will buy those shorts so they can stop slathering up their dongs with sunscreen.

Freeman Hunt said...

Maybe each has only one leg.

Mattman26 said...

Althouse making money off men's shorts. Hmph.

Meade said...

Mitchell the Bat said...
"I have to wonder how many guys will buy those shorts..."

All I know is, after doing a little number crunching, if every regular reader each year would purchase just 2 pairs of those shorts through the Althouse Amazon portal, the professor could finally give up her day job and I could finally replace these rags she keeps me in with something decent.

(Note: Men's shorts purchased through the Althouse Amazon portal come with a virtual Althouse Seal-Of-Approval).

Broomhandle said...

I used to hate cargos, as I thought they looked sloppy and ridiculous. But when you're carrying an LCP, a pocketknife, a wad of keys, a honkin' smartphone, a wallet, reading glasses and a packet of WB Cut, those extra pockets really come in handy.

wyo sis said...

Bat

Or how many will avoid buying them so they don't have to stop.

Meade said...

The full summary report:
April 18, 2013 to April 18, 2013

Amazon Instant Video
Art of Darkness
Reckoning
The Gathering Gloom
The Hodag of Horror
The Night on Haunted Mountain
Web of the Dreamweaver

Apparel & Accessories
Columbia Men's Battle Ridge Short, Fossil, XX-Large 11
Lee Men's Big & Tall Belted Wyoming Cargo Short, Khaki, 46

Beauty
Style Sign 3 Magic Finish Brilliance Hairspray 8.7 oz.

Books
Albert Speer: Architecture 1932-1942
Supervolcano: All Fall Down

Computers
Kingston Digital DataTraveler 101 USB 2.0 Generation 2 - 16 GB Flash Drive DT101G2/16GBZET

DVD
Come & See
My Way
The Beast
The Winter War (TALVISOTA) : Uncut (70 min. longer than U.S release) 2-DISC, Special Outer BOX Slip-Case Edition, [IMPORTED For ALL-REGIONS, NTSC]

Grocery & Gourmet Food
FIRE & FLAVOR Turkey Perfect, Herb Brining Mix, 20.8-Ounce Packages (Pack of 3)

Health & Personal Care
5 Panel Urine Drug Test (COC,THC,AMP,mAMP,OPI)- PACK OF 5

Health & Personal Care Appliances
Philips Norelco 1250X/46 SensoTouch 3D Electric Razor, Frustration Free Packaging

Home & Garden
EarthBox RB-REPLANT Replant Kit with Fertilizer, Dolomite and Replacement Covers for the EarthBox Garden Kit
Garden Tree Spirit Toad House
Woodstock Aloha Chime - Purple Passion Fruit

Kindle eBooks
Ark
Fly By Wire: A Jammer Davis Thriller
Mirror Image
Second Sight (Paul Christopher Novels)
Secret Lovers (Paul Christopher)
Slow Heat in Heaven
Something Borrowed
The Beautiful Bones: a Deputy Ricos Tale (Deputy Ricos tales)
The Best in Tent Camping: Arizona (Best Tent Camping)
The Far Side
The Phantom Tollbooth
You Don't Want To Know

Kitchen & Housewares
Rome's #1805 Round Pie Iron with Steel and Wood Handles

MP3 Downloads
Pontoon

Mobile Electronics
Apple iPod nano 8 GB Pink (5th Generation) OLD MODEL
Tune Belt Sport Armband for iPod nano 5G - iPod nano armband 5th generation fits 4th generation, 2nd generation and 1st generation

Music
Dialogues
Great Romantic Concertos

Shoes
Tamarac by Slippers International 7161 Men's Camper Moccasin,Tan,12 M US

Tools & Hardware
Hunter 83001 Riazzi Bathroom Fan with Light and Nightlight, Brushed Nickel
Kichler Lighting 6463NI Structures Wall-Mount 3-Light Halogen Bath Light with Glass Shades, Brushed Nickel

Toys & Games
Gund 10-Inch Jirra Kangaroo with Baby
Katy No-Pocket Mini 8" Soft Toy
Safari Wildlife Kangaroo with Baby Toy Figure
Star Wars X-Wing: Millennium Falcon Expansion Pack