February 10, 2013

At the Robots-for-Walker Café...



... it's time for another dance.

(On the screen-within-the-screen, Glen Shulfer's immortal anthem.)

23 comments:

edutcher said...

I didn't come to start no trouble, I just come to do the Super Bowl Shuffle.

William R Perry

ricpic said...

You need another robot to do robot love.

Chuck said...

A personal (and possibly impertinent) question: Is that a cigarette on the desk?

I ask not because I am a smoking scold. As a rare/occasional cigar smoker, I am in no position to scold. But I was thinking that maybe it was another implement altogether, that was disguised to look exactly like a cigarette. And was therefore even more interesting.

Chuck said...

"Seven Nation Army" by the White Stripes is another anthem that is muscally dubious.

But it sure feels good to sing it out when your team is winning.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vl5vE8L4S1Y

Ann Althouse said...

@Chuck It's a e-cig. We smoke them for fun sometimes. Neither of us is or ever was a tobacco smoker.

edutcher said...

Good for you.

One reason you have that schoolgirl complexion.

Also why you're still in very good health.

exiledonmainst said...

Garage bait.

betamax3000 said...

E-cig = Robot Cigarette.

After Robot Love an E-Cig can be might tasty on the Taste Stimuli identification Sensors.

betamax3000 said...

As Golden Earring (almost) sang:

"We -
got a thing -
it's called
Robot Love..."

betamax3000 said...

Robots find 'vaping' very sensual in a non-organic sense: it is like heavy breathing, but with Steam.

Robots like Steam.

Steam sometimes is connected to a Piston or Shaft grinding rhythmically in a Barrell.

Robots like Steam. Mechanically-speaking. Of course.

betamax3000 said...

Naked Robot says:

"I always thought those letters in Popular Mechanics were fake, until one day it happened to me.

The Refrigerator repairman came to visit and said my Heating Coil was Mispositioned. One thing led to another and..."

Astro said...

Sock-puppet-robot.

betamax3000 said...

Robots do not need Coitus to Replicate. We can make another Robot out of items found in your kitchen and garage and a quick trip to Lowes.

But having one's buttons pushed, in the Right Sequence: Data Spasm.

betamax3000 said...

Interestingly, the 9-1-1 Button Sequence is Very Pleasing when intermixed with Pound Key - Pound Key - Pound Key.

betamax3000 said...

Older Robots will tell you with fondness of the Dongle.

Those were the days.

betamax3000 said...

Sometimes the Tension would build and then you would find our Robot A's Adapter was incorrect for Robot B's Port.

Dial tone.

betamax3000 said...

When Everything is in Alignment it should sound just like a Fax Machine.

This is why Robots snicker when someone says "I gotta send a Fax."

Sailor.

betamax3000 said...

There is a Special Docking Port for a Robot to feed a Young Robot necessary information: Humans would call it a Nipple.

betamax3000 said...

There is a variety of Opinions on how long a Young Robot should Nipple Dock.

betamax3000 said...

Generally speaking, it should cease well before a Young Robot can handle its own Delete Functions.

Astro said...

Great commercial:
(Robot voice) "Greetings. Little Caesars has hot and ready pizza for five bucks."

wyo sis said...

Any robot wisdom on attachment parenting?

Chip Ahoy said...

This completes the third portion of the three-part series beginning with Part One, Jesus told me to show you how to make a Valentines, and Part Two, which is pure gravy to the Jesus-instructions, my boyfriend is gay, and now the totally uncalled for extra climactic whipped cream and cherry on top of the pure gravy, Part Three: Chaos, my love for you is a wreck.