November 14, 2012

"Has anyone ever told you that you look like John McCain?"

"Yeah."/"Doesn't that make you mad?"

30 comments:

Rose said...

No, what makes him mad is the lying, despicable excuse for a President, playing mind games with the American people via his lapdogs in the press.

Like Gary Hart, Obama has challenged investigators to come after him, so now DO IT.

harrogate said...

Wasn't John McCain extremely handsome as a young man?

Bayoneteer said...

A proper gentleman would have rammed a pen into his neck down to the pocket clip and the silently walked away.

KCFleming said...

McCain should sue his mother.

Bayoneteer said...

If you do it right it doesn't even bleed.

McTriumph said...

I've been told I look like Bill Clinton a few times, that's offensive. Mostly I've been told I look like Kurt Russell.

John McCain was a handsome man in his younger days and his wives have been relatively hot.

Michael K said...

The poor dope probably thinks Obama is handsome.

Bob said...

Staying at the Hanoi Hilton messes with your look. Wonder how Obama would do...

Bob said...

Staying at the Hanoi Hilton messes with your look. Wonder how Obama would do...

edutcher said...

Junior has mellowed. Time was, he'd have flattened the jerk.

harrogate said...

Wasn't John McCain extremely handsome as a young man?

5 years of real torture at the Hanoi Hilton will do that to ya.

Automatic_Wing said...

Is it just me or did McCain tell this joke during the 2008 campaign, too?

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Anonymous said...

I used to get the Thomas Magnum comparisons back in the 80's. Had a burgundy Italian Spyder, the Hawaiian shirt and the stasche'. All I needed was the tv show

kentuckyliz said...

Young McCain = wouldn't take me that many drinkipoos to be an unpaid social liaison.

McTriumph said...

Surfed said...
I used to get the Thomas Magnum comparisons back in the 80's. Had a burgundy Italian Spyder, the Hawaiian shirt and the stasche'. All I needed was the tv show.

I never hooked up with Goldie Hawn either. Was it an Alpha, the Spyder?

Unknown said...

All politicians tell that joke; I heard Alan Simpson tell it 15 years ago, and several others since.

Unknown said...

All politicians tell that joke; I heard Alan Simpson tell it 15 years ago, and several others since.

Matt Sablan said...

Didn't this joke used to go around about Bush too?

DADvocate said...

My stock response to such questions is "No, it could be worse. I could look like you."

Wince said...

How about you look like Anwar Sadat?

MisterBuddwing said...

Considering it was Sen. McCain who told the story in the first place, I'd like to think he has a much better sense of humor about it than some of the posters on this thread.

Unknown said...

Lincoln tells a man who says"I was told to kill any man I saw who's uglier than me" "go ahead if I'm uglier than you I don't want to live."

Lem the artificially intelligent said...

I was speculating on election night that maybe now that Obama wont be running for reelection the press might revive some interest in reporting what the administration does in the adversarial fashion of say George W Bush and others.

Today, I got my answer.

Lem the artificially intelligent said...

You know how one side says that at worst General Allen's voluminous amounts of emails, did not amount to nothing more than a platonic friendship... where as another side says it amounted to the equivalent of phone sex?

Today's presidential press conference was the equivalent of a BJ.

Lem the artificially intelligent said...

I'm sorry I could not be here earlier when this topic was being covered.

I'm going to push myself to keep commenting... but I have to admit to some waining interest in general... The election outcome is making me think that the battlefield of ideas is deserted... if not dead and gone. People voted to move socialism from the talk phase to the laboratory.

I had allways hoped we could persuade people that Socialism is a bad idea... but they have convincingly vote for it... there is no going back, there is no way around it... Obamacare is here to stay.

The forces against socialism will eventually be proven right, as they have historically... but it will be at a great cost... one that we may not survive as what we once were.

Eric said...
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Eric said...

The forces against socialism will eventually be proven right, as they have historically... but it will be at a great cost... one that we may not survive as what we once were.

There was a Russian academic who made a splash a few years back when he said the US is going to collapse and break up into a bunch of small countries the way the USSR did.

Maybe he was right. I hope I get to be an oligarch.

Anonymous said...

@McTriumph - Spyder 2000. I learned a lot from that car - Communist steel from Russia is shit, Italian do poorly on brakes, windshield wipers and electrical systems. Anything Italian looks good but requires a lot of upkeep, particulary the women and automobilesw. But damn if you don'tlook good sporting one around with the top down!

Sam L. said...

If you look like Yassir Arafat...

McTriumph said...

Surfed
Old school sports cars are a lot of work, but what fun to drive. That and they are chick magnets.