September 24, 2012

The chameleon work

... of the illustrious Chip Ahoy, who explains his methodology for taking my photographs and perceiving the animal hiding therein. He found the chameleon in the hot peppers I displayed today:



It's that curled tail that gave it away! Chip points us back to the old poodle in the carpet:



The very well disguised elephant in the blue tile wall:



And my personal favorite, the giraffe in the woods:

30 comments:

Lem said...

That Chip sure is likeable ;)

America's Politico said...

Our garden at the WH has chiles, too. We only serve those to the reporters who love us, who only report what is going to be good for us, who make sure all voters will do exactly as we want, etc. If you so as to take a neutral stance, off with your head, and F.O. to you and your family. Come to our garden but before that write a nice essay about us.

IF you want a hint of what we like - go to the Vanity Fair (October issue) about Obama's way. The Greatest and Best WAY.

Inga said...

He cooks, he bakes, he makes pop up cards, he makes hummingbird feeders, he makes animations out of still pictures, he makes comments that I don't understand half the time, but wouldn't miss reading just to try to figure him out.

yashu said...

Oh, they're all wonderful!

The giraffe in the woods-- amazing-- reminds me a little of this.

edutcher said...

You're making him an Internet legend, Madame.

Synova said...

The blue wall reminds me of the hidden pyramid in Despicable Me.

JAL said...

Woo hoo Chip! You've made Instapundit!

Expect Things Wot I Made to be Instalanched.

Lem said...

That was posted by Althouse..

Apparently Insta is on vacation or something.

virgil xenophon said...

@yashu/

You went more hi-brow than I, who immediately thought of the "Predator" films when viewing Chip's Giraffe in the woods..

madAsHell said...

I spent Saturday watching Pac-12 football. The action was interrupted by a couple of "Obama for President" commercials.

At first I was annoyed, why does BO interrupt my football game.

Here it is Monday, and I'm thinking why does BO advertise on the left coast?? He has the left coast locked up. He's wasting money.

....or maybe he doesn't.

I see many more 2008 Obama bumper stickers than 2012 stickers here in the Soviet of Seattle.

He's toast!!

virgil xenophon said...

I see "Inga" entices us once more with a different "look." Woof!! Is she trolling with just the slighest lust in her heart? A few more rounds of Barbancourt tonight and I'll be ready to hit the hook like a starving 90lb Muskie going full-tilt boogie.. "Be still my heart" indeed..lol

kentuckyliz said...

Getting all political during football recreation time is reason enough to vote against a candidate. Those ads don't sit well with the brats and beers.

kentuckyliz said...

So I was saying I was going to quit the damn snack pies.

I went to Fishtrap Lake to check evening light conditions, to see if it will be possible to row after work Wednesday. On the way back I stop at the Amish store and get baked goodies: brown butter cookies, coconut pecan cookies, carrot cake cookies, a couple of whoopee pies. And some sweet Lebanon sausage/bologna.

Boat lights. The beginning of the row will be sunny, but rounding the corner after the marina embayment, I will be in shadow. The setting sun over the mountain. My boat lights will help me be more visible. There might not be anyone around to help me lift my boat. Strength test. Maybe I'm ready. 40# boat, 5-10# cover, a lift holding the riggers. The left arm does a clean and jerk in an arc over my head, and the right does a chest press, and I get my head under the seat, then it's balanced and takes no muscle. 19' long boat--the lift also includes making sure neither end of the boat bangs into the pavement.

When I do this, it looks really impressive. I hear people saying to each other, did you see that chick lift her big boat onto her head!

I've been asking for help all summer. The old fisherman guys are my buddies now. They like helping the stacked redhead.

yashu said...

Heh Virgil, good one, your comparison is closer than mine. Glimpse the giraffe (I mean "fucker") here.

yashu said...

kentuckyliz, you are a glorious (red-headed & stacked) amazon!

PS Hmmm, I wonder if there's any connection between your recently mentioned ant problem and "baked goodies: brown butter cookies, coconut pecan cookies, carrot cake cookies, a couple of whoopee pies"...

EMD said...

OT: The Packers stink. Even if they win, they stink.

Inga said...

Did they win yet?! Woo Hoo!

Inga said...

Virgil, you old dog, lol,

ignatzk said...

Boycott the NFL

ajay said...

great post ...........

David said...

Hey Chip how about an invisible Zebra in honor of the idiot NFL officials who gave tonight's game to the Seahawks?

Inga said...
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exiledonmainst said...

There really are transparent giraffes roaming the Wisconsin woods.

You just need about 3 martinis and a bit of weed to see them.
AnA

And I don't believe the friggin' call they just made on that play.

exiledonmainst said...

Hey Chip how about an invisible Zebra in honor of the idiot NFL officials who gave tonight's game to the Seahawks?

9/24/12 10:56 PM

Those officials are quite visible horses' asses. The second they called it, a roar went out from the sports bar down the street.

Many cheeseheads are going to bed angry tonight.

Chip Ahoy said...

Thank you. I noticed a considerable spike.

That happened before with the YSL shockingly skinny model that I photoshopped as a stick figure with breasts and fingers. It was really stupid. Insty pointed to that photoshop of YSL ad on Flicker and that single image got more page views than all my writing and other junk put together. I imagined Flicker would demand I take it down.

Chip Ahoy said...

Pelosi and Reid as American Gothic got a lot of attention too, so did Obama Van Gough.

Kirk Parker said...

Virgil,

Wait--you mean Predator's not high-brow???


(That film is the first thing that came to mind for me, too.)

madAsHell said...

I was watching Pac-12 football over the weekend, and encountered at least two advertisements for Obama. He was lying about some job statistic. It annoyed me.

I was walking home yesterday, and it dawned on me. Why the hell is he advertising on the Left Coast??

I've not seen ANY Romney ads. We've been written off!

Obama is scrambling!!

Seeing Red said...

That is great!

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