June 8, 2011

"That baby is perfect. You’re going to ruin her skin by putting makeup on her this early."

This is a prank.

But this isn't. I don't think. I wish it were.

17 comments:

Dose of Sanity said...

Well, it could be like that mom that made claims she paid for surgery for her young child for beauty contests, only to later recant and claim she was paid to say so.

Freeman Hunt said...

The little girl will someday pay for a therapist's exotic vacation or new home addition.

Freeman Hunt said...

Maybe that could be the 8th birthday party voucher.

David said...

Ick, ick, ick.

lyssalovelyredhead said...

The first article was funny.

The second epitomizes the idea of having more money then sense. BTW, where is daddy in all of this?

- Lyssa

Dose of Sanity said...

http://www.tmz.com/2011/05/19/botox-mom-false-fake-hoax-kerry-campbell-sheena-upton-daughter-injections-good-morning-america-gma-inside-edition-the-sun-lies-lied-child-protective-services-ucla-medical-center/

That's what I was referring to.

Marshal said...

The prank is funny as hell. I might try that.

The boob job is the least of the other kid's problems. When you have a parent like that (not sure if it's the mom or a tranny father) life is an uphill battle.

David said...

Freeman Hunt said...
The little girl will someday pay for a therapist's exotic vacation or new home addition.


I preferred to think that the endless and unsuccessful years of marital counseling I paid for were sending a deserving child to college.

ex-madtown girl said...

Drag queen. That's the look that $500,000 bought her.

Fred4Pres said...

Can the kid trade the boob job voucher for a few platic barbies?

BTW--I just watched True Grit last night. That girl definitely had some sand.

nevadabob said...

This is also not a prank.

Salon's Dave Weigel ... presents Democrat Anthony Weiner's full-on fully-erect, completely shaved 4-inch penis.

Pogo said...

The Human Barbie, a £12,000 'exotic pamper party', a £250 computer, a £450 pink Swarovski crystal ring and necklace set, a £4,000 spa break, and a breast enlargement voucher.

Shoot, a fella' could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff.

The Crack Emcee said...

"The Human Barbie"?

Barbie's never been gross,...

edutcher said...

What do you want to bet NHS wouldn't take the kid away from Barbie (and, God, they should), but would if Mom was a couple pounds overweight.

Crunchy Frog said...

also not a prank:

http://tlc.howstuffworks.com/tv/toddlers-tiaras

I hoped that this crap went the way of the dinosaurs after the JonBenet Ramsey disaster. Sadly mistaken I was.

wv: palinge - Sarah pie?

Lance said...

Gotta say, that first article restored a bit of my faith in humanity. Glad to see those three women object to the lipstick, mascara, and powder.

ampersand said...

Did someone have to pry the human Barbie's ass from Wayland Flowers cold dead hands?