September 29, 2010

Bill Clinton's in trouble for saying "I've dreamed of getting a lesson from Annika Sorenstam."

Now, is that fair?

30 comments:

Joe said...

At home with Hillary and Chelsea, I guess...

Brian said...

Bill likes women who know how to drive a wood.

So to speak.

Pogo said...

Must. Resist. Tiger. Reference.

Pogo said...

Must. Resist. Johnny Carson. Joke. About. Putter.

AllenS said...

No cigars were used in this joke.

rick said...

Cigars, putters, Tiger references, blue dresses....aah the good old days thinking about our beloved former Commander-In-Heat.

Always keeping the country "pointed" in the direction.

rick said...

"pointed" in the right direction

The Drill SGT said...

Character is much easier kept than recovered.
- Thomas Paine

DADvocate said...

an innocent but ill-advised comment about golf hottie Annika Sorenstam

Innocent? Sounds like the same of Bill. He was joking about Prozac and Ritilan, too. Lots of ill-advised comments it sounds like.

Didn't he say something about a hole-in-one too?

DADvocate said...

same old Bill, that is.

Sixty Grit said...
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Calypso Facto said...

Let's see: Arkansas Troopers rounded up women for Clinton's affairs, there was the staffer in his office, the Arkansas lawyer who he appointed to a judgeship, the wife of a prominent judge, a local reporter, the employee at Arkansas Power and Light, the cosmetic sales clerk at a Little rock department store, Bobbie Ann Williams, Polly Kyle, Susan McDougal, Gennifer Flowers, Paula Jones, Monica Lewinski, and ???

But it's "unfair" to say that he might have used a double entendre of sexual suggestion?

E.M. Davis said...

Should've went with Natalie Gulbis.

But then again, Bill was never the uber-discriminating type.

edutcher said...

That's our Willie.

And his.

Let him run his mouth long enough and people remember why they got sick of him.

The Drill SGT said...

Calypso Facto said...

my memory escapes me, which one was the widow of a prominent supporter who came to the Governor for a job and got a proposition?

Clyde said...

I'd say Bubba hit that one into the rough...

wv: candiasi. I think that's the Italian plural slang term for "wussy."

A.W. said...

absolutely fair.

That's what you get for getting a hummer in the oval office.

Calypso Facto said...

Drill SGT: That was Paula Jones.

Oh, and I forgot Sally Perdue on that list! And others, I'm sure.

Joe said...

I think we're back talking about putters and balls.

At least Bill is showing some, with an emphasis on some (I don't find her that hot,) taste for once. (His last respectable conquest was Elizabeth Gracen a "lifetime" ago.)

Joe said...

Also wondering if he accidentally picked up Harry Reid's book on how to be a "classy" guy.

edutcher said...

No, that's the book Willie wrote. Dingy Harry read it just before introing Senator Gillibrand.

WV "kuntelea" (no kidding) Make up your own.

Ignorance is Bliss said...

But then again, Bill was never the uber-discriminating type.

Back when his wife was running for Senate, someone asked how Bill would like being in the Senators' Wives Club. My first response was 'that depends what they look like.' Then I realized that it probably didn't.

blake said...

A lesson in what?

(I can't believe no one said that! Too obvious?)

Blue@9 said...

I guess that's one thing Bill and I have in common.

Is anyone else just not fazed by this anymore now that Clinton has been out office for a decade? He's just become this strangely goofy, dirty ol' man, kind of a Joe Biden with more of a clue.

avwh said...

Drill Sgt:

That was Kathleen Willey.

(Paula Jones was one of those "solicited" by Arkansas troopers, Calypso Facto.)

The Crack Emcee said...

Since when is Annika Sorenstam a hottie?

Marcia said...

It's not fair...

to her.

Calypso Facto said...

Oh yeah. Paula was just looking for a job and solicited. But not widowed. Right you are.

Paul Kirchner said...
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Methadras said...

The Crack Emcee said...

Since when is Annika Sorenstam a hottie?


I was going to say roughly the same thing because every time I see her, that shovel nose of hers drives me nuts.