April 4, 2010

"We call on the local radio stations to stop broadcasting the songs and all music as well."

"We give them a 10-day deadline and any radio station found not complying with the orders... will face sharia action.... We also issue orders banning the local media from using the word 'foreigners' to refer to our Muslim brothers coming from outside the country to help us fight against the enemy of Allah.... Every Muslim fighter can come to Somalia to fight the enemy of Allah and we would also invite Osama bin Laden to the country if the we get the opportunity."

It's springtime in Mogadishu.

12 comments:

rhhardin said...

Faure is already banned in Iran.

Irene said...

to stop playing all kinds of music or face unspecified penalties

Perhaps those crafty Somalis won't ban the pirate song.

themightypuck said...

It might be awfully convenient if they all hung out in the same spot.

New "Hussein" Ham said...

Greenpeace: "If you're one of those who have spent their lives undermining progressive climate legislation, bankrolling junk science, fueling spurious debates around false solutions, and cattle-prodding democratically-elected governments into submission, then hear this: We know who you are. We know where you live. We know where you work. And we be many, but you be few."

It's not just springtime in Mogadishu. It's springtime in the United States, also.

And the terrorists are active here as well, taking their cues from al Queda and planning "sharia action" ... but they call it "direct action."

"The proper channels have failed," Greenepeace writes in a terrorist manifesto made available on the internet today.

That manifesto threatens terrorist attacks against the CO2 infrastructure in the United States. "We need to join forces with those within the climate movement that are taking direct action to disrupt the CO2 supply chain," the terrorists wrote today.

FBI? Not interested.

CIA? Not interested.

Homeland Security? Not interested.

I guess when a few pieces of the CO2 supply chain are bombed, or otherwise "disrupted" maybe the FBI will get off its fucking ass and start arresting these domestic terrorists.

We have nothing to fear in Mogadishu.

We have terrorists right here threatening direct action against our infrastructure.

They're called: al Greenepeace

PatCA said...

Oh, for a second there I thought it was the FCC shutting down right wing radio.

David said...

I again refer everyone to Obama's Easter message regarding our "shared humanity" with the rest of the world. Humanity? Yes. Values? Hardly.

paul a'barge said...

Nuke Somalia. Now.

Aridog said...

Greenpeace? I wonder if these Carole Browner acolyte mimics realize that CO2 suppliers include themselves?

OTOH they could just stop breathing themselves. Every word they utter adds to greenhouses gases ya' know.

I'm a member of multiple wildlife and environmental advocacy organizations, none of whom have talked about taking violent directaction against the opposition.

Seems to me, silly that I am, like that would be adding to the problems, not the solutions.

Joe M. said...

Hmm. I guess Lady Gaga is a problem after all.

Joe M. said...

Hmm. I guess Lady Gaga is a problem after all.

Michael Hasenstab said...

Is there anyone left in Somalia? I thought the Somalis had all moved to the US.

cookasia said...

Hmmm....found this convenient summary of Islam elsewhere, so am quoting it. Makes you wonder about brotherly love:

In the Koran -
2:10 Disbelievers are diseased.

2:99 Disbelievers are evil people.

2:104 For disbelievers is a painful doom.

2:171 Disbelievers are deaf, dumb, and blind.

3:28 Let not the believers take disbelievers for their friends in preference of believers.

3:73 Don’t believe anyone who is not a Muslim.

3:48 Don’t be friends with non-Muslims. They all hate you and want to ruin you.

4:89 Have no unbelieving friends. Kill the unbelievers wherever you find them.
4:63 Oppose those who refuse to follow Muhammad.

4:101The disbelievers are an open enemy to you.

4:144 Do not choose disbelievers as friends.

5:51 Don’t take Jews or Christians for friends. If you do, then Allah will consider you to be one of them.

5:51 Jews and Christians are losers.

5:60 Allah turned unbelievers into apes and swine.

5:59 Jews and Christians are evil people.

9:5 Slay the disbelievers wherever you find them.