June 6, 2009

Barack and Angela.

Another caption contest:



I'm thinking: Ugh! Another American President with hands!

42 comments:

rhhardin said...

First international conference on what women want.

Lem said...

Does Angela have a meet with the American president color?

rdkraus said...

Really Angela, it's this big.

Ron said...

He's describing how his uncle choked some Nazi to death in '44...that kind of talk always goes well with Germans...

Jennifer said...

That looks like a textbook are you fucking kidding me!!?! face.

traditionalguy said...

He is telling her how she should be sensitive and loving about Iran's Atomic Bomb warheads on the North Korean guided missiles that can land in Berlin 5 minutes after launch. She is not impressed by the peace in our time promise coming from the Commander-in-chief of the military that really is Germany's only defense force, and whose policy is to eliminate those Anti-missile defenses that scare the poor Shia Muslims in Iran's military. Ergo, her mouth hangs open and she says, "Why don't you smell some of that bullshit you're shoveling?"

Ron said...

"I survived the STASI only to have to deal with this?"

Maguro said...

Is it me or is Merkel wearing the same outfit in both of those shots?

Michael Hasenstab said...

"....then Lebron pivots to his right and hands the ball off and...."

Michael Hasenstab said...

"...then we take the bag of money we just printed from here...and walk over there and buy our own bonds and presto! No debt!..."

Michael Hasenstab said...

"....Michelle's ass feels like granite....."

elHombre said...

"I .... I .... I .... I .... And I also ...."

What else could it be?

Bissage said...

President Obama says: “International relations is a lot like playing cat’s cradle.”

Thought balloon for Chancellor Merkel: “Is he wearing an ear piece?"

former law student said...

Merkel's thought bubble: "You want what? By when?"

Dust Bunny Queen said...

That looks like a textbook are you fucking kidding me!!?! face.

Agreed.

"They elected THIS idiot President? The Americans must be insane!! Does he EVER shut up?"

elHombre said...

Although it could be ...

Obama: "And then I said to Echo, 'Get lost, I don't want you,' ...."

Merkel (Thought bubble): "Great Zeus! Where's the reflection pool?" (Alt: "Where's Nemesis when we need her?")

Bissage said...

Let’s try a variation on a theme:

President Obama says: “International relations is a lot like playing cat’s cradle; you make something of value and then you pass it along to a friend.”

Thought balloon for Chancellor Merkel: “Don't even think about it, bub."

babsheep300 said...

The rational minded physicist is still skeptical of the professional politician's results to date, especially as he proudly holds them up in his hands.

Modern Otter said...

Looks like a sing-along. Gone awry.

Pogo said...

Obama is holding the six foot rabbit that advises him on economics.


Merkel is trying to keep a safe distance.

elHombre said...

Merkel (thought bubble): "I'll bet he's one of those 'cord in the closet' guys."

TitusAlreadyPinchedTwiceToday said...

I like her. I don't know why I just do.

She seems cool.

bearbee said...

"Hey deadbeat, don't try to schmooze me. Give me back alllll my gooooooooooold!!!!"

"The Germans have demanded all of their gold held in custodial accounts inside the United States to be returned to German soil.".

Zach said...

"I really don't think it works that way, Barack."

SteveR said...

umm uh umm uh

Zach said...

There's something about the interplay f Obama's "explaining things to a toddler" expression and Merkel's dubiousness that reminds me of Mencken's quote about how every complex problem has a solution which is easy, simple and wrong.

TitusAlreadyPinchedTwiceToday said...

I bet Angela has done anal.

Palladian said...


It's called "Hands holding the Void"
, Angela. I think it's by Giacometti. It's my favorite sculpture, you must have seen it before.

Theo Boehm said...

I'm sorry, but rdkraus wins the thread.

Curtiss said...

Angela's thought bubble: "A wise frau will always make better decisions than you, little boy."

SMGalbraith said...

Sheesh, Bush was an idiot sometimes. Unfortunately, more than just sometimes.

Talk about juvenile behavior...

Florida said...

Whatchutalkinboutwillis?

holdfast said...

Blogger Michael Hasenstab said...

"....Michelle's ass feels like granite....."


Yea, right - NOT!

Richard Fagin said...

.....and the world gives Germany crap for electing Hitler????

Dad Bones said...

I can't think of anything so I'm going to vote. The one that made me laugh was Ron:

"He's describing how his uncle choked some Nazi to death in '44...that kind of talk always goes well with Germans..."

section9 said...

.....and the world gives Germany crap for electing Hitler????

Uh, yes Richard, it does. Look, I despise Obama as much as the next Conservative. I understand that he is a mix of a Used Car Salesman who's lost his Plaid Jacket and a Tent Revival Preacher who has walked into a meeting of Alcoholics Anonymous with a crate full of Black Jack. A total Clyde.

But we can agree that Old Man Hindenberg made just a teensy-weensy bit more of a mistake when he appointed the Fuhrer as Chancellor and the entire Kraut Nation ratified the choice later in 1933 in a plebiscite.

That's a tad worse in the course of History than us electing Obama last year. Just a tad.

Okay, maybe in light of the existence of places like Buchenwald and Auschwitz, maybe more than a tad.

chickenlittle said...

Mein Gott, es ist Arnold Schwanzenmessen!

Eli Blake said...

Why is it that only the security guys get to carry a taser?

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Nan said...

What is he talking about? It's all Austrian to me.

chickenlittle said...

Gravitas? Was ist das?

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