ME: I heard about a woman who tweeted her father’s funeral. Whatever happened to private pain?And he's thinking what a private pain Dowd is and not publishing that thought.
EVAN: I have private pain every day.
ME: If you were out with a girl and she started twittering about it in the middle, would that be a deal-breaker or a turn-on?See how good he is at keeping it short?
BIZ (dryly): In the middle of what?
ME: Do you ever think “I don’t care that my friend is having a hamburger?”
BIZ: If I said I was eating a hamburger, Evan would be surprised because I’m a vegan.