April 28, 2009

"Cool it, Fellas! When I'm done let's all get high on the ammonia fumes!!!"




I love the comments thread over at YouTube — the source of the post title.
Cripes! Like they've never seen a white funnel cloud come out of a hot blonde's house!

looks like a 70's porn movie, lol.

:-D Just love that tornado music.

Heh, that one surfer kinda looks like Nicolas Cage! I can remember that tornado (& trippy musical accompaniment) somewhat freaking me out as a child.

I never knew there was a time where a strong ammonia smell was a good thing...
Ha ha. I never knew there would be a time when the stupid things I tried to avoid would be things I would go out of my way to make everyone look at. Or — for insiders only — the things I eschewed would be things I espewed.

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This post is inspired by the poem wonderful Bissage wrote about the sink rainbow.

14 comments:

Peter V. Bella said...

As the commercials got dumber the remotes got better and more popular.

peter hoh said...

The actress looks a bit like Lisa Kudrow.

daredevil-66 said...

Boy that sure was a simpler time when you let two surfers barge into your house and help you with "cleaning agents"

Trooper York said...

I really think you should give everyone their correct title. He is in fact "The Wonderful Bissage." You know like "The Donald" or "El Cid."

Wonderful Bissage is way too casual.

MadisonMan said...

Love the red/white floor.

chickenlittle said...

Ha ha, Althouse probably found this by googling "blonde" and "vortex".

btw, everybody should whiff a little NH3 once and awhile. It's a wonderful palate cleanser.

Jason (the commenter) said...

When they noticed all she wanted to do was talk about household cleaners, the men knew they hadn't chanced upon the elusive "white tornado", but the all too common "iceberg" instead.

Jason (the commenter) said...

In days of yore sirens used to lead sailors to their deaths, but modern environmental laws have made that all but a thing of the past. Today, most sirens make their money turning tricks or selling Amway products to passers by.

Drew W said...

I do remember that ad, God help me. But intruding surf dudes notwithstanding, I see nothing weird about the homemaker giving each boy a snort of Ajax. When there's some easily-contained chemical odor, no matter how noxious, isn't it more or less natural to want to take a quick whiff of it?

When my mom was really ticked off about something, she'd clean with pure ammonia. You'd be sitting at the breakfast table and she'd lift up your cereal bowl, wipe the place mat lavishly with ammonia, put your bowl back down, and move on to the next kid. And you never made a peep about it, no matter how much your eyes might water and your throat might seize up.

And yes, I clean with pure ammonia today. It works as well as Ajax or any commercial cleaner and it's cheap as hell.

David said...

Jason (the commenter) said...
When they noticed all she wanted to do was talk about household cleaners, the men knew they hadn't chanced upon the elusive "white tornado", but the all too common "iceberg" instead.Jason, you pervert. She's the guy's Aunt Katie. His mother's or father's sister. They couldn't have two wet, half clad surfers invading the house of a complete stranger.

Is there a web site where you can look up the real names of actors in commercials? Maybe it's Lisa Kudrow's mom. Or her Aunt Katie.

Maxine Weiss said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tm535nFNZIo


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Big Mike said...

Real surfer dudes:
Surfer dude 1: Hey, man, ain't that a white tornado goin' into that house?

Surfer dude 2: Gnarly, man.

David said...

So, Maxine, just why did you post a link to Different Strokes Child Molester Episode?

Love, David

Wen said...

VIOLEnT!