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They need a large dog. Regular Cats are too easily thrown. A dog is also able to resist the abuse. Now if this was a Siamese cat, then it will be a felony. Life in the big city.
The boy friend needs to get a horse named "Bitey." So he can defend himself.
This poor fiancee is in a pussy whipped relationship. He needs to get a dog to guard him from the attack of her pussy, or he needs to find himself another kennel.
Jail time isn't enough punishment for daring to cross Tim Gunn.
I think cats should be included in the list of exclusions to Heller.
She abruptly realized that if they went through with the wedding, her name would be "Kenley Penley," and it was too much to bear.
What surprises me is that it took 3 comments before someone made a joke about being pussy whipped.
"What the hell's happening? Jesus Christ! Ain't there nothin' sacred no more?"Oops, my bad, wrong x-rated David Allan Coe song. Let's try this one instead:Chorus:Pussy whipped againA fine mess I found myself inTryin' to be her buddyTrying to make a woman my friend...Pussy whipped againblame it on the whiskey and ginOh Lord, I'm pussy whipped again.I took my male egoAnd placed it under lock and keyI swore no goddamn womanWould ever make a fool of me.Then I met this barmaidAnd my whole damn world caved inHeaven knows when she sucked my toesI was pussy whipped againChorusI knew my chauvinistic waysWould someday make her change her mindAnd sure enough she left meAnd just in the nick of timeHer girlfriend took me around the worldTo places that I've never beenShe called my bluffAnd sure enoughI was pussy whipped againChorus x2
'Project Runway' finalist Kenley Collins was arrested today after assaulting her fiance with their cat.Police were slow in responding to the cat's yowling because they initially thought it was Adam Lambert singing Ring of Fire.
My neighbors were the same. The guy never raised his voice, and the girl yelled and screamed.Consequence of feminism, natural, or a bit of both?
Obviously Chip and Dale would be in BIG trouble in the, ahem, Big Apple. (pertinent passage at 3:00 min)
Hey when I was single and someone threw a little pussy at me I never called the cops. What a douche.
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