November 5, 2008

"Obama Baby."

"A child conceived after Obama was proclaimed President by way of celebratory sex, or any baby born under Barack Obama's term(s)."
I was born July 2009. I'm an Obama baby!

IN THE COMMENTS: Gabe said:
My middle son coined a term that seems apt: Barackabyebaby.

Wow! What superior slang! (I corrected the spelling a little.)

36 comments:

Donn said...

Good grief.

Methadras said...

Great. Now we will have to endure an entire generation of MSM labels proclaiming them as Generation O'ers.

walter neff said...

Was his name Damien?

Meade said...

ObamAbortion

A child conceived and aborted after Obama was proclaimed President by way of illconsidered celebratory sex, or any baby(ies) deliberately not brought to term or even accidentally brought to term and then terminated under Barack Obama's term(s).

I didn't think I deserved to be punished for my mistake at the Obama victory rally. So I had an ObamAbortion!

walter neff said...

Please, please, please, tell me his mother's name was not Rosemary?

Darcy said...

Thank you, Meade. Yeah. A bit of the "ick" factor attaches here, coming from the party of death, sorry.

But if President elect Obama inspires more babies to be born and not destroyed in the womb, I'll definitely be celebrating them.

Bob said...

And now come the intial effects of the Obama tax plan. Large numbers of new children. This would seem to be at odds with his desire to reduce the country's carbon footprint. Maybe that's why he's so intent on shutting down the coal industry...

KB said...

I should be jealous, I'm a Carter baby. I was born because my parents were too broke to afford condoms...

Gabe said...

My middle son coined a term that seems apt: Barrackabyebaby.

Seven Machos said...

I have strong reasons to support a discrediting of the assertion about July 2009.

Revenant said...

Barrackabyebaby

Those would be the aforementioned abortions, presumably.

mccullough said...

I'm getting an Obama vasectomy. I can't afford his tax hikes and another kid.

Verso said...

LOL. Wingnuts.

Ann writes a brief, amusing post that mentions the words "Obama" and "baby," and the lunatics of the republican party come out to say Obama kills babies.

And to think this crazed faction got 46% of the popular vote, and almost won the presidency.

*shudder*

Synova said...

But ought we really celebrate a *punishment*?

Henry said...

I can't afford his tax hikes and another kid.

Have enough kids and he'll cut you a check.

Revenant said...

I see Verso's suffering from hallucinations again. That must have been a rough victory party last night. :)

blake said...

McCain said he was going to boost the child deduction.

Then you'd be seeing some babies, I 'spect.

Uncertainty will probably lead to fewer births.

Ron said...

Meade, wouldn't it be a A-Biden-ion as well?

Seven Machos said...

Wherein Verso demonstrates that he is a complete tool unable to read at a basic level. It must suck to go through the a world so incomprehensible.

Dust Bunny Queen said...

"Now we will have to endure an entire generation of MSM labels proclaiming them as Generation O'ers"

My daughter's graduating class in '00called themselves the class of zeroes. Pretty funny I thought.

This cult of Obama will become tiresome pretty soon. Hopefully, people will come to their senses. The man isn't a God, he isn't the Messiah for crap's sake. He is a politician and a Chicago politician at that........hmmmmmm......maybe we should re-think that Anti Christ rumour. (KIDDING!!!!)

tjl said...

Obama babies? No doubt their proud parents will be seen carrying portraits of the Leader in the upcoming mass stadium rallies.

Host with the Most said...

Barrackabyebaby

Those would be the aforementioned abortions, presumably.


Rev, you again are the commenter of the day!

LOL!!!!!

Palladian said...

Gross. I mean, really? Who has sex because their political candidate won? I can't imagine much more of a hard-on killer than thoughts of Washington D.C.

So I wonder when the first white couple from Jamaica Plain, Massachusetts will name their newborn Barack Hussein? Barack Hussein Siegel. And if it's a girl, Baracka.

So I guess this makes me a Ford baby. Nothing induces a man and a woman to furiously, passionately fuck like thoughts of Gerald Ford.

Palladian said...

"This cult of Obama will become tiresome pretty soon."

Pretty soon? How about like 1.5 years ago?

Revenant said...

Gross. I mean, really? Who has sex because their political candidate won?

I don't understand the question. Are you implying that there's such a thing as a BAD reason to have sex?

Seven Machos said...

Rev -- Mercy fuck comes to mind. It's only going to cause a boatload of problems later. Or, something like an inability to keep away from little boys.

But, yes, your general sentiment is correct.

Ron said...

"Let's have sex because Barack won!" is right up there with "I can't wear a condom, I'm allergic to latex" as a raison du pantydropper if you ask me!

Ron said...

If the now-PrezElect eventually has to do remakes of Hammer House of Horror movies, will he star in
Scream, Barackula, Scream! and Barackula has risen from the grave!? And will McCain be Van Helsing?

Darcy said...

Consolation sex would have been a decent idea.

Rick H. said...

That's it. My fiancee and I will have to wait until 2012 before we start to have kids. I refuse to have an "Obama Baby."

Meade said...

"Consolation sex would have been a decent idea"

What goes on in McCain's thang? McCaaain's thaaang!

fivewheels said...

I was at Grant Park last night for the speech because I live around there. Figured it would be silly not to go have a look at a rare event just a couple of blocks away.

The crowd was very young and very silly and often pretty intoxicated. Something about celebrating an election like it's the Super Bowl seems off to me -- waving your arms and screaming "Woo!" It's just not that kind of an occasion in my book.

Point being, there were a lot of happy, drunk, young women in that crowd. And at the risk of egregious stereotyping, I'm going to go out on a limb and say that the Obama crowd is not a chaste crowd. For anyone, even a McCain voter looking for a pick-me-up (or pickup), the words that came to mind were "fish" and "barrel".

Darcy said...

What goes on in McCain's thang? McCaaain's thaaang

Umm...Ok. All thoughts of sex are gone now, thanks! LOL.

BJM said...

Make. it. stop.

Please I'm begging you. Enough with the Obama kvelling already!

LarsPorsena said...

'Just stare at the ceiling ,Baby, and think of Barack'.

blackhippychick said...

Obama Baby -1. A baby conceived and aborted for stem cell research. 2. an aborted baby that happens to live until the third term but is thrown in a closet to die helpless and alone because barack obama does not want it brought into the world even though it survived the abortion procedure. (3) baby born from celebratory sex after an obama victory and considered a punishment by obama: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNbaig-D5pk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AR1RD2-fabA
(would allow abortions up to nine months)
http://www.youtube.com
/watch?v=IrhWq4nXtdk (23 min)